Knowhere IC

I just need to know one thing for now. Has anyone here heard of the Intergalactic Commonwealth? I know my geography, but it wouldn't be unheard of to stumble across a spot that's not on the charts. Or for this to be a scheme cooked up by one of the royal houses.

Characters: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd (DC Comics AU)
When/Where: Dick's apartment, following this
Rating/Warnings: Character injury (they're Bats), probable mentions of character death (they're also Robins), explicit language (it's Jason)

( Who knew if Dick had set up some sort of booby trap before he'd passed out on arrival? )

The universe couldn't leave me alone, could it? I wasn't hurting anyone. I was minding my own business. I was happy. I always thought someone might come for me one day, find me way out there in the middle of nowhere, but this? I didn't expect this.

Figures I couldn't be left alone. I'm too powerful to be left to my own devices. Well, guess what? I didn't ask for this power! I don't want it. Take it. Take it all. I've done my part. I'm done now.

Why can't I just be done?

[Jason & Dick]

Would you mind if I moved across from the two of you?

You know if I wanted to show up in a big giant alien space head with a dog that could talk to me...

...I'd find something else to want.

[Private to Natasha (MCU Canon)]

I need another drink.

[Private to Bobbi (MCU Canon)]

Well. Shit.