Knowhere IC

I've seen a lot of strange things in my life, I don't know why I didn't expect a talking dog in a Russian space suit to be one of them.

I guess I'm here now? I'm trying to keep my cool and not completely freak out here, but I have to admit it's not going so great. Please tell me there are some familiar faces here, at least? Avengers, check in.

There was a break in at the continuum cortex. The guards are being taken to the med bay and a passport was stolen. Is this how you thank my generosity? I was very clear about needing permission to take passports. They can be very dangerous devices. Cosmo will have to install cameras now.

Still here. Probably(?) not a dream then. Just your completely normal giant alien head with a really confusingly laid out town inside it.


I'm Fa Sam.

[Posting as Jason]

So this is happening, right? I totally got kidnapped to a floating head and given financial advice by a space dog? Because I'm telling you, I don't touch the crap they sell in Gotham. Or, you know, any of it. And this is trippy. Like Mad Hatter trippy. Was there a breakout at Arkham?

I've never seen anything like this before. Is this actually all real?

Hello? This is a bit different to the holopads I'm used too. Am I using it right? I'm Luke Skywalker and have just arrived here.

Is no one addressing the dog that can apparently speak? Had I not been long accustomed to things just a bit out of the ordinary it would have been odd to say the least. Fortunately, odd was last week.

Yet I do not appreciate being removed from my own home against my wishes and with no explanation on why. This is not acceptable.

I'm not familiar with any location by this name, or the technology that brought me here. Where did it come from?