Jurassic City - Network

So, I've been avidly avoiding any mention of myself or the show that's based on our life back home. I have found out two things. Apparently I am walking again back home and that someone is going to die soon.

I need to know how and who and I also need alcohol.

( cut for potential Legends of Tomorrow 1.9 Spoilers )

So...Iris is gone. I figured people would probably want to know.

I hate this place

len.

Could you maybe come over?

I mean...you don't have to if you don't want to. Obviously you don't. It's just really quiet in the apartment and I don't know what I'm supposed to do I don't really want to be alone right now.

I'm pathetic.

Nevermind. It was stupid. I'm sure you're busy.

felicity.

Everything is the worst.

I'm not saying that I'm actually bored enough to punch a dinosaur. But hypothetically speaking, in a controlled environment.. 50/50 I'd lose a limb? Do odds change if it's a herbivore?

IT jobs? If you need my resume... Oh who am I kidding? I'm at least 99% sure half of you know who I am because this place is weird.

It's nice, having an actual winter, but I definitely wouldn't mind if spring came soon.

felicity.

Hey.

Wasn't exactly sure what to say when you got here.

So..Darhk did that?

lenny.

There's something I need to tell you.

So there are a lot of things wrong with this situation but I'm going to go with just two of them for now. A. It is massively unfair to send a girl who loved dinosaurs when she was a kid into the jurassic park sequel when she is stuck in a wheelchair. B. You should send me back because when my fiance and our friends realize I'm gone, there will be arrows in people in a very short period of time.

It would appear that Mayor Dearing has been sent home, as has Dr.Malcolm. As I've worked with Claire at City Hall since I first got here, I'll be taking over her duties at City Hall for the time being. Until someone else wants to step up and be Mayor, because no I am not running this place forever.

I could definitely use some help running things around here. If you're interested, please stop by City Hall, and ask for Felicity Smoak.

Barry's in the hospital.

I don't know how it happened or why but breathe Iris the doctors say he's in critical condition but he'll pull through.

I'm on my way to there right now.

Hello, my name is Dr. Claire Saunders. I'm a very realistic computer program in a people suit

I like being alone in my room and crying

I hate crowds and being alone and being outside and also everything

In the absence of Mrs. Godfrey, I have taken a more active role in running the hospital here. I haven't really spoken to anyone many people since I arrived here a few months ago, because the idea makes me sick to my stomach I've been busy with work, but I look forward to meeting people. That's a lie. I hate this. Can't I just go back to not talking to anyone

How do I get home?

Why do things like this keep happening to me?

Oliver's able to pull me away from pressing matters because he's surrounded by pretty girls, I owed him one, and he's pretty. I don't appreciate being spirited away.

Great. This is really just great. This is fantastic. Just what I needed. Except not at all. All of that was sarcasm. Because this is pretty much the opposite of what I need right now.

I can't be here. Like...I really can't. I just have a lot of...everything to deal with. I need to get home before something terrible happens.

( cut for length because Barry is incapable of not rambling on the best of days and this isn't the best of days )

I honestly don't even know why I'm talking about it. I only meant to say that I don't want to be here and I want to go home. I didn't mean for all of this to come spilling out. I really hope nobody reads this, especially the part where I outed myself as a superhero to an entire city.

Can we all maybe pretend this whole thing didn't happen?

( cut for arrow spoilers )

I love being a hero. I love helping people, and feeling like by helping Oliver and the rest of the team in the field, I'm making a difference.

But I'm so tired of losing people.

Oliver Jonas Queen...what the hell did you do?

( not locked, just cut to spare people from roman's personality if they don't want to deal with it: warning for misogynistic slurs )

I'd like to say hello to all of the new arrivals. I was meaning to do this a lot sooner, but there was such an influx of new people, I wanted to wait until it slowed down a bit.

My name is Felicity Smoak. I work at City Hall, helping Mayor Dearing wherever I can, and I helped set up the network here. I've been here for three months, so I have a basic idea of how things work around here. Very basic. I like to think I know what's going on, and then...something crazy happens. Kind of a regular thing around here, strange things happening without warning.

Someday, I'll come up with a handbook to this place or something. But for now, there's really not much for me to go off of, other than we have no idea where or when we are, if we're still even on some variation of earth so far, or how this place came to be. But I do have what we've managed to figure out so far. I'll try and update this as we get more information. These past couple of weeks have been good in gathering some more intel.

( cut to spare f-lists )

For now, that's about everything, I think. I'll try and keep this updated as a guide of sorts for people to reference when they want to.

So this is where you go when you die.

Didn't expect the dinosaurs.

I know there was a lot of freaky stuff going on at home but dinosaurs? Did I do this? If I did, sorry..I mean dinosaurs?

I need to get back. He needs m Did he do thi