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Steve said there was a farm here?

Wishing a happy birthday to my beautiful wife. I love you, baby.

I know circumstances are strange, but I'd like to wish a very large, and very loud Happy Birthday to my wonderful, delightful and absolutely fantastic husband. I love you, Sugarcube. With all my heart.

[The Medical Staff]

Do you reckon I might be shipshape enough to wish Tony a very, uh, physical happy birthday?

Okay, from this point forward there will be a case in the building of doors that has tracker bracelets in it. Please, before you go through a door, put one on. It'll help make sure that everyone stays safe and help keep track of who goes through the door.


If you don't want to deal with bracelet but you do want to be kept track of, I also have tracker chips that can be injected under the skin. Just let me know if you want one.

It appears that I'm actually normal.

Watching My Little Pony My Friendship is Magic while trying to make clothes is not very productive. You get sucked in.

I was thinking about taking a walk, and trying to get to the orchard today. Would anyone like to come along?

( On behalf of Peggy and I, I'd like to make an announcement )

This is so weird. I'm coming! Hold on!

I don't wanna alarm anyone or nothin', but... I reckon my water just broke.

And well... Richie's right set on coming aboard in Equestria.

I think I dun screwed up. I shoulda told him a long time ago... But he asked....

How do you tell a sibling that not only is your Momma dead but so is your Pa, without breakin' their big soft heart?

Alrighty ya'll directly through this door here is home sweet home. Well to me it is. Ya'll are more than welcome to stay on the farm if you're wantin' to stay the night or more and explore Ponyville and areas around. The farm's built to handle every single one of the Apple family, while they're stretched far and wide there's loads of them.

I advise bein' right careful around the Everfree forest though. It's wild and it's dark and there are timberwolves that are pretty darn sneaky, even Fluttershy can't tame them.

Besides that, come on over have fun, and run free!

Went to check out the door and got an unexpected surprise.

uh

We got a new door. It's going to Equestria, for a month. Opens up into a barn, I guess.

It's weird

[Edit]

It turns you into a pony.

Is it bad that I kinda wanna stay this way? At least until Richie is born?

Uh... Anyone else have a tail? If not I'm not gonna complain, I mean, I missed havin' mine.

( Message to Applejack, Rarity, Macintosh, Micha, Doug )

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Okay I'm bored, it's late, my kids are asleep. Or two of them are, one of them is still messing around with his birthday presents. ANYWAY...

I figure with all the glum around we could use a little fun. This is for the pervy ones out there. Because we could all use a bit of a giggle. This is called naughty numbers. Starting now, until you decide to answer, keep a tally of how many times you have a dirty thought about anyone. Remember the name and how many times. If that person answers this post you put that number down below their name. You can answer more than once, and they can answer you back. Numbers can go up, they can't go down. You can't unthink dirty thoughts.

Man, woman, it doesn't matter. If you want to play, put your name down below. And check back to see if the object of your depravity has put their name down.

And remember passing pervy thoughts count.

For instance, sorry Peggy and Steve, but I've checked Steve's ass out at least twice today. What can I say? I'm a naughty girl.

Remember have fun with it!

So, Princess Luna has told me about a pony tradition called the Annual Running of the Leaves. It's where the ponies run through the trees and the stamping of the hooves help the leaves fall and prepare for winter. It sounds really fun, honestly, and even though just us people running around won't make the leaves fall, I think it'd be something nice to do. Especially for our former pony residents.

Would anyone else be interested?