I have given this a lot of thought, and I've come to the conclusion that in this case, heavy drinking could only help things. So I'm going to the bar. Feel free to join me.
Alright ladies. Hen party tonight through the door to Trinidad. Cleo's getting married tomorrow and we need to have a party tonight. Abstinence from alcohol would be appreciated but not required.
Based on some of the chatter I'm seeing it seems that for my birthday I get my amazingly wonderful boyfriend back to his original fantasticness. I'll take it.