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Jun. 29th, 2016


[info]irradiated_ants

A whole day without being angry at random objects! I think I'm free!

Jun. 19th, 2016


[info]irradiated_ants

God dangit badwords badwords BADWORDS!

May. 24th, 2016


[info]strong_enough

I am in need of some assistance with a mechanical project I am working on. I realize pay is something not offered here, so understand this position is one of import and is not an afternoon hobby. You will begin on Monday at 1300 hours and end at approximately 1700 hours.

Respond with inquiry and application of skill. All levels will be considered.

Thank you.

[info]irradiated_ants

Oh Heather... You shouldn't have done that thing. Done the thing and done the vodka... Oh that thing. Bad bad thing.

May. 9th, 2016


[info]irradiated_ants

Backdated to the afternoon of 5/8

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Heather Lisinski. I'm kinda new here, but not new to the ways of places like this.

I'd like to wish all the Moms a very Happy Mother's day!

And I'd also like to offer any assistance in anything you need fixed! I do car repair, and general household maintenance. From fixing that leaky skylight, to getting that toaster to pop your toast like it used to. Anything you need done, if I don't know how to do it I'm really good at figuring out how.

This is how you get your very own Heather Lisinski, just dial 1-800-555-5555, order now and it's buy one get one free!

Or just leave a message here.

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