Spinning Compass Network

Hi.  I'm Eddie. A friend of Bill and Richie's.   

Talking to people by typing on a phone is weird, especially with a cast.

Do you all know that being in space is bad?  It's giving us a higher chance of cancer and other diseases, making us lose bones and muscles, messing with our hearts, giving us cataracts, all kinds of shit problems.  There might even be radiation.   If something breaks, we'll get sucked out into space, our eyes will freeze, our lungs are gonna turn inside out and our hearts will explode!

We should all get to skip school.  We can just use this google thing.

How the fuck do you deal with this? shit