Spinning Compass Network

Someone may need to locate a few kids. Hansel has been affected by all this island nonsense and is a young kid, I'm pretty sure he was the only one taking care of Marian and their kids.

So...from reading the notes my older self left:

Two of my children from the future showed up and are likely to stick around.

My son has switched bodies with my daughter's dragon.

Young Jake has aged up to an adult.

Mary Ellen has aged six years and has a newborn, I'm supposed to be on call if she needs anything.

I have detailed instructions how to enchant diapers to last much longer, sounds like it'll come in handy once I test the spells out.

I think that's it? Did future me miss anything?

[Hannibal]

I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do to help? I know it's a ways out but if you need research done or a tech-magic device please don't hesitate to let me know.

Everything is so....chaotic.


I love it!
Lets stay forever.

Do you know what I hate?

Bras. I mean, all clothes suck, but bras are the worst. They're tight and itchy and uncomfortable, and guys kind of suck at taking them off. At least in my experience.

My garden is gone! It's just gone!

And my phone says it's 2015!

What's going on?

[To Applejack, Izzy, Peggy, Steve (Old), Maryanne, Big Mac, & Luna]

I'm having a girl!




She's also texting me and going to come home and I have no idea what to do and I am crying and I look like a fat crying whale for the first time I meet my daughter.

This is the worst possible thing.