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Heads up, people.

There's a new arrival in the jungle, and it's from my home. My proper home. You might've heard Neytiri announcing it yesterday, but not known what we were talking about. A Palulukan has shown up, and she's a huge predator. Like a panther? But giant. She's 20 feet long, with huge teeth and claws.

If you go into the forest to hunt, do NOT hunt for her. Layontspang is bonded to Neytiri, like Banshee is to me, so she knows not to go near the city or tawtutes. Just. Don't piss her off. Don't go near her if you see her, don't try and hunt her, nothing.

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I'm editing this as I think on things. Neytiri says, if Layontspang is with her, you're gonna be safe. And don't look her in the eye, same as with Banshee. Challenging either of them is a bad plan, and that's what making eye contact is for them. So don't.
And bullets, they don't work anyway. I've fired an M60 at a Palulukan at very close range (it was trying to eat my face at the time) and it did fuck all beyond "piss it off more than it already was".

Thanks.

Am I right in thinking that there is someone here with some experience of administering physiotherapy? I've only really been on the receiving end myself.

Dr. Watson,

Would it be possible to get a new prescription of tablets, as I am running low.

D.I. Hardy

What the actual fuck just happened? And for the love of God, either cut my head off or tell me where I put the painkillers.

Christ.

What the hell is going on?

Did that just happen to anyone else, with the lightning? Fucking hell, I fell out of a fucking tree. And I'm human again.

Is everyone else okay? Sound off!

I know some really bizarre stuff has happened, but would anyone besides me be in the mood for a party?

And uh... Ty and Anders? I'll totally get a rug to cover the scorch mark in the floor. Promise.