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I want a cat too. Is that okay?

I am so sick of this island, and I am sick of fighting. I really feel out of control and I really hate it. It's not the thing I hate the most but it's really making me want to just scream and throw things.

As most of you know, we have a new door to Long Island. I've been through, and had my suspicions confirmed that it is my world. The door opens to a stretch of beach that makes up part of my own front yard.

I wanted to invite you through the door. Anyone who doesn't want to stay on the island is welcome to come through and stay in my home. There is a great of deal of room, plenty of entertainment, and you'll be well catered for. If you wouldn't want to stay for the duration, you're of course free to pop in and out as you please. I would be thrilled for you to simply make yourself at home.

On Saturday night, whether I want them to or not, half of New York no doubt will descend upon the house, and there will be a party. I could simply not attend, or I could have them all turned away, but I think it might be much more fun if I had them outnumbered with people from the island. Please, gatecrash. Take over. Be absolutely yourselves. Scandalize my neighbours. Drink, eat, dance- enjoy it. Stay as long as you like.

Um. Hello?