Spinning Compass Network

So I told Hope that I genuinely believe that all women are beautiful in their own way.

She told me she wants to smack me because I said this.

I'm too bloody pregnant now!

What's up, you all good?

Guess I'm here to stay, so this is just to introduce myself to you all. I'm Tony Swofford, most people just call me Swoff. It's up to you, I guess. I'm a scout sniper. Californian. Twenty years old.

So, uh- yeah. That's all I wanted to say, really.

This place is bullshit