Right, hello, let's do this.
I'm Dr John Watson, and I believe that some of you may "know" me already, or a "version" of me, at least
whatever the hell that's meant to I don't know you. Well, I might know some of you, but I doubt it. I've never been on this island. I've never been on a "psychopathic train", and I didn't even know that trains were capable of having an agenda. I'll be frank with you, I think that this is all some kind of elaborate prank, or trick, or hallucination, and I'm terribly sorry for whatever you've gone through, but- look, we need to open our eyes, and figure this thing out. Yes?
Now. I am a doctor, and I am a soldier, so whatever medical help you might need, I am here in the meantime- and if we find that there's- someone, or a group of someones, behind all of this, I am ready to fight our way out.
If you have any information that could be helpful to me, then please get in touch.