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My daughter is very eager to try being a pony. I have some questions I'm hoping someone can answer for me, before I take her through that door. Has any human gone through the door as a pony and returned to this side of the door? Did you return to being a human instantly? Was there any pain or discomfort? Any other side effects? Were your clothes waiting for you when you returned? Is there anything else I should know?

Being a pony is entertaining. All should do it.

So I had this crazy idea that was inspired by my boredom past. I have a question for everyone and it's a two part question.

A: Would anyone be interested in seeing a circus?

B: Would anyone be interested in being a performer in said circus?



I spent a large part of my adolescence performing as Hawkeye: The World's Greatest Marksman in the circus and I've come to realize lately that I do miss it. I'll be out in the practice field doing my trick shots and there's a part of me that's disappointed at the lack of applause. The missing "oohs" and "aahs" that came with performing. So I'd like to put together a circus. If there's enough of an interest.


Edit: I'm going to have to limit the number of different acts to 10 otherwise we won't have anybody to watch the circus. If your act requires more than one person, that's fine. But always remember that you can probably use volunteers from the audience too.

Acts will be judged on whether or not they are family friendly and whether or not they are too dangerous to be performed for an audience.

( Rose may have been drinking )

Hah! I thought I'd have six legs like this!

MARTA! I'm a pony.

These apples are the best apples ever.

How am I typing this without fingers? Jake didn't know but you're smarter than him.

So if, I asked you to come over tonight and not leave until tomorrow...could you not mention it to your dad so he doesn't kill me please?