Spinning Compass Network

If you were trying to poison me it won't work. Superhealing 101.

So I figured out where my differences lie with my parents. And they don't even know this yet, probably until now. I'm a total nerd when it comes to reading and movies. I'm sorry, I like romance movies to the bare minimum and that is only if I have to watch them. My mom is all about the romance and I've always known that. Tonight she is wanting a son and mother night with pizza and Nicholas Sparks movies.......oh boy.

So.....its Saturday. What is everybody up to for tonight? Anything fun going on?

So little Steven has been restless. I'm thinking its a day to take him to the park. If anyone would like to accompany us, you are more than welcome to.

What in the ever loving hell is going on?????

I didn't think I was that drunk.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOVE FUCKING WITH ME SO MUCH YOU SADISTIC PRICK?!?!?! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Is there anybody else that can watch Charlie? I don't want Peggy to have to keep watching him but I am nowhere near ready to be a responsible parent. He deserves better then me anyway

I’m supposed to be getting married in three weeks...my arm is a complete mess, and nothing is ready, so I wanted to ask a few favours, because I can’t really use my arm.

Rarity- Could you make my dress?

Peggy- Could you sort out flowers and things

Nina- I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather have do this, seeing as George will be Mitchell’s best man, could you give me away.

Ash and Maryanne- Do you fancy being bridesmaids?

Sookie- Could you do the food?

George- Just make sure Mitchell’s in clothes and there right?

I was thinking of the beach, and the reception at the pub...and everyone’s invited to the pub.

Oh man. What the hell was I drinking last night?

Delivered by a Ninja. Or a twin. Who knows, but it's sitting folded nicely beneath his most recent glass of booze. Beside the mattress he slept on.