I want a drink with an umbrella in it.
I want a great big fucking towel.
I want sticks to draw in the sand with.
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(JM + JM = JM)
And I want a hat to rival every hat the ocean has ever seen. I don't mean any of your Philip Treacy bullshit, I mean an empire-building, gun smoke-reeking, gold-bangled bicorn. Or just a really big Stetson.
That is what I want.