FUCK IT! I give up. You win! I am sorry that I was stupid enough to try to answer the kid's fucking question. I am sorry that I didn't just say "Yes, go ahead and drink wine" instead of trying to explain things to him. I am sorry that I said something that he took as an insult even though it wasn't intended that way.
I'm sorry that I'm the kind of person that doesn't take kindly to being insulted and treated like absolute trash just because I didn't give the answer that was wanted in a way that was wanted.
We're all from different times and different rules have been in place for all of us. Obviously we're going to need to figure out some kind of a way to get along. I'm sorry that I started this huge fight just because I wanted to be helpful and answer somebody's question.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go get VERY VERY drunk and try to pretend this whole fucking thing didn't fucking happen!