Spinning Compass Network

my hand is sore and i cant make it better
are there

can i have painkillers please because i think i used all of james ones

Oh Merlin.

I'm never going to get this job.


Wotcher!

Charlie Weasley, if you are behind this I'm going to box a good one.

Yo, what's up?

Anyone know anything about this joint?

Shit. I guess I'll just ask the general questions that everyone does when they're kidnapped: where the hell am I and who did this?

So, I guess I can just expect crazy things to happen here all the time?

Apparently people are confused when it comes to me and Buffy's 'relationship status'. So, let me explain it just this once.

We're not exclusive. We never were, we never will be. In short, we do whatever the hell we want, whenever we want, wherever we want. Because she will be able to make up her mind.

So, to my partners, that is to say, my John Mitchell, and Lisa Turpin, you crazy Ravenclawn in whatever crazy fucked up world you are now. I kind of miss you guys.

Don't fuck up.

Now, I'm going to go to bed early and then I'm going to go for a walk in the sun. Looking forward that, I'm telling you.

I'm never going to play games again.

Maryanne, what exactly gave you the impression that I'm a play mat? And what the fuck is going on here? And who are all these people?

Are we sure that the game doesn't have any lasting effects? I had a rather interesting revelation when I looked in the mirror.