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Nick Cutler - Blog Post #003 (Public)

Today I ventured out for some much needed sunshine. Oh wait, no I didn't. Because it's still raining. And I'm a vampire so I don't really like it when it's too bright anyway. But that's neither here nor there. The point is Mitchell is a dick. I mean that lovingly, of course.

So you didn't think that Storm of the Century analogy meant anything last time, did you? Well you'd be wrong. Certain people things have come out of the woodwork. Just you wait. As Antoine Dodson would say 'hide yo kids, hide yo wife'.

I have a confession to make. I want to return to Barry. Now I know some of you have had the misfortune of living there, but for those of you that haven't, well...there was a pack of werewolves host of undead around and no one bothered to notice. And that was just on the 10:03. http://instantrimshot.com. But to put it simply, it's shit. And there's no one there I really like. I do miss my reality-specific twitter account and my puppet though. And my office, surprisingly. Actually, scratch all that chaps. I'm going to find myself an office.

Edit: Got pelted with hail, found a nice office. #allinadayswork

[Tags: bigger than david brent's, hope we don't need an ark, there's no place like barry]

I probably should have learned how to cook at one point in my life.

Should be a part of mandatory training.