When Betty told me how she gave her life for the man she loved, my heart was stirred. But then I went back and read the various messages you all have written since arriving. Facing monstrous enemies with no hope of survival, laughing in the face of oblivion. You are all, in your own ways, Heroes. And as the God of Heroes, would protect you all.
Know this, friends. Even now some of you are harassed by vampire scum. But know this- I am the most powerful warrior here, and if I must bring skyscrapers down on the head of these monsters I shall. You obviously recquire training in combat, in which I offer to teach. I am an expert in all forms of battle. I also possess a number of magic weapons, which can strike down demon or vampire. And I am willing to distribute them to those who are worthy. Accept my patronage, and I shall protect you friends. Reject it... and uhh... I'll protect you anyways, as it Is what is right...