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Tweak says, "Frosted Flakes is Grrrrreat"

peter parker (thespiderling) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-05-01 20:40:00

Entry tags:

- private, - text, peter parker, thor odinson, tony stark

Texts

[sent right after this]

> Hey Mr. Stark! And Mr. Thor, sir
> I know it’s late but this is kind of an emergency and I’m really, really sorry but Loki’s stuck in Hammer Industries and
> It’s a super long story and I can definitely get into it later but they did something to him and I tried to go back for him but
> The building’s locked down and there's crazy ceiling guns
> I'm going to try to fix this but I just wanted to kind of put out an s.o.s.?
> And just sorry, a billion times over

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	group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor the_iron_man 2020-05-02 01:10 am UTC (link)
	> Ok whoa what? > WHAT the what? > What did I tell you? > What were you doing with Loki and crazy ceiling guns and this was obviously IN the building right? > The building I told you to STAY OUT OF? > How many questions can I ask in one text? A LOT. > I HAVE QUESTIONS. FIRST ONE IS WHY? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor tordenguden 2020-05-02 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Excellent, Stark. You seem able to decode this message. I am at a loss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor the_iron_man 2020-05-02 01:20 am UTC (link)
	> My not-really-my-kid can't play with your little brother anymore. > My BP has gone Instapot, kid. YOU NODDED. > If you haven't already get away from that building before the military swarms it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor thespiderling 2020-05-02 01:25 am UTC (link)
	> I know I nodded and I'm the worst but > Away from it? I think he's still in there. But he's Loki - he can get out of anything, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor the_iron_man 2020-05-02 01:27 am UTC (link)
	> I don't know. Why don't we ask the "crazy ceiling guns"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor thespiderling 2020-05-02 05:04 am UTC (link)
	> ...Okay, yeah, probably not the best idea > Like this whole entire stupid plan > I know I can't do anything without making things worse at this point, but there's any way I can help - I'll do it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor the_iron_man 2020-05-02 08:47 am UTC (link)
	> Guessing they probably noticed Spider-man there at the end of that hot mess. > You're going to lay low for a bit. > We'll talk about this face to face. (Reply to this) (Parent)

group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor

thespiderling
2020-05-02 01:22 am UTC (link)

> Hi umm you're up late!
> But okay okay answers
> You told me don't go in the building, but I definitely went in the building
> Only because Loki said he could cloak us and it worked!! I mean, he turned me into a tiny spider and
> There was this big particle generator coming in and we thought getting evidence would be a good idea
> And I got evidence - a ton of it - but he got zapped with I don't know what and that's when the ceiling guns came in
> I tried to get back in but the vents are sealed shut but he was trying to do something good and we gotta get him out of there

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group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor

the_iron_man
2020-05-02 01:31 am UTC (link)

> WTF I should say WTH but I seriously think WTF fits here right now.
> Any time you text after 11 PM Friday puts it on emergency mode and I get an alert.
> Ok. You and I are going to talk later. About nodding.

> For now, Thor, we need to do damage control.
> That means don't cause a bigger scene and pop into Hammer Industries to get him out.
> I'll call my lawyer and see if he can file a...whatever might help.
> We can talk to Fury and Steve. Make a plan when the dust settles.

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	group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor tordenguden 2020-05-02 02:02 am UTC (link)
	These are entirely too many messages all at once on such a small screen. Please give me a moment to read these. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	5 Minutes Later group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor tordenguden 2020-05-02 02:03 am UTC (link)
	I am on my way with Sif and Val. We will find a way to get Loki out without involving the military, or Fury or Steve. This is an Asgardian matter now. Boy of Spiders, you must refrain from doing anything further. Ceiling guns seem like a dangerous thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	5 Minutes Later group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor the_iron_man 2020-05-02 02:07 am UTC (link)
	> Friday's got a drone over Hammer's building. > Steer clear. It's like ground zero in a war zone right now. > My lawyer's going to make some calls and I'm here if you need me. > Whatever you do, Point Break, be chill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	*Re: 5 Minutes Later* group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor tordenguden** 2020-05-02 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I am the definition of 'chill'. Nothing will cause me to falter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	5 Minutes Later group text: Peter, Tony, & Thor the_iron_man 2020-05-02 02:34 am UTC (link)
	> Okie dokey? > You say it's an Asgard thing. Respect. I'll back off for now. > Gonna work on the legal angle instead. It's there if you need it. (Reply to this) (Parent)