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Tweak says, "We gonna make biscuits?"

Jane Foster (science_fact) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-04-11 12:45:00

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- private, darcy lewis, jane foster, loki laufeyson, pepper potts, thor odinson

[Thor]
Do we need to talk about me having some sort of security? Should I? Do I need it? This feels weird.

[Loki]
Sif was talking to me about possibly needing some sort of security so that no one tries to manipulate Thor by getting to me. It's strange for me as just a regular person but I'm also really trying not go around like I'm acting like some kind of queen. I don't want to send the wrong impression.

[Pepper]
Security guards. What? How?

[Darcy]
Do you have some kind of fancy security now you're a Stark?

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	Jane/Loki the_trickster 2020-04-12 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	I do not think it a wrong impression. If anyone has acted in a less than chivalrous manner, you must speak of it. Thor would smite any fool that dared harmed you. He may be much improved after his fall to this realm, yet his temper and impulsiveness to right wrongs is legendary. (Reply to this) (Thread)

Jane/Loki

science_fact
2020-04-12 05:48 pm UTC (link)

No one's been rude. I'm trying to not to give an impression that I ask for or expect things that aren't my place. I'm not a queen and Thor and I aren't even married. I'm trying to behave like a polite houseguest and not ruffle feathers.

He would. Lady Sif is worried about what happens in the in between time before the smiting, which is why she thinks it's a good idea.

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	Jane/Loki the_trickster 2020-04-13 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	You should heed Sif's suggestion. The palace had no shortage of guards. If you are aligned with my brother, regardless of title, then you are a worthy of being guarded. It might offer peace of mind. Perhaps if a guard or two is posted outside your home, or if a guard follows behind you while dressed in mundane Midgardian attire? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane/Loki science_fact 2020-04-14 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	What happens when I'm not home? If I'm working or have a doctor's appointment in NYC? Or visiting my mom in London? Or synagogue in Oslo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane/Loki the_trickster 2020-04-14 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	The guard would accompany you. I'm certain that Sif could arrange that, as well as find who is the most trustworthy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane/Loki science_fact 2020-04-15 02:50 am UTC (link)
	That'll be....interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jane/Thor tordenguden 2020-04-14 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Has something happened to make you feel unsafe? I will rectify that immediately. You should not have any concerns whilst living in New Asgard, least of all your security. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Thor science_fact 2020-04-14 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	No! Nothing. It was just something Sif suggested. I wanted to know what you thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Thor tordenguden 2020-04-22 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	It seems very reasonable, to be honest. Is it not customary for Midgardians to protect others that are deemed to be important? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane/Thor science_fact 2020-04-22 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	I am not important. You know what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Thor tordenguden 2020-04-23 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	My dear heart. Why must you insist on downplaying your value? You are incredibly important to me, and that means a great deal. I will speak with Sif and correct this oversight. If it sets you more at ease, perhaps Sif can pick an assortment of guards, and you can decide on who you would feel most comfortable with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Thor science_fact 2020-04-27 02:28 am UTC (link)
	For the record, I knew you were going to say that. Which is why I said you k ow what I mean. Auditioning guards sounds even worse. If I have to do this, they can just be assigned. I don't think I can handle whatever the etiquette/dishonor is over choosing one person over another. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane/Thor tordenguden 2020-04-28 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, there's minimal dishonour. The tarnish would only take two generations to absolve... And I am, of course, jesting. I will speak with Sif and have someone assigned to you. Someone younger, most likely, who understands Midgardian culture. I do not wish you to feel uneasy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Thor science_fact 2020-04-29 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh ha ha. It's fine. That's only my nightmare. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane/Thor tordenguden 2020-04-30 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	...what is? I'm sorry, dear heart, but I do not understand what part is causing you anguish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Thor science_fact 2020-05-01 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	That I am going to do something wrong or break some tradition I don't know about and everyone will hate you and I'll have ruined Asgard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane/Thor tordenguden 2020-05-02 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ah. That is not the case. Do not fret about such things. Asgard is not so easily ruined. a minute later That was another jest. I apologize. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jane/Pepper got_you 2020-04-14 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	Have you not seen my home? It's one giant security system. Sorry, Jane but that's going to be your reality now. As for how ...isn't he a King? I'm sure he has people to order around and have them follow orders. Or we could talk to Tony -- maybe he could do up your house? I don't know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Jane/Pepper science_fact 2020-04-14 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	It was more how do you get used to it, really. Sif has suggested an Asgardian guard for me. I can't help feeling...weird about it? Like it's strange in general and also why do I need it? Anyone crazy enough to mess with me has to know that sooner or later, they're going to have a Thor problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Pepper got_you 2020-04-23 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	You never really do. What I try to keep in mind is that these are professionals and their jobs are to basically not interfere in your life. Just keep an eye out for threats. Rational people are never the ones who stalk. And besides, I'm sure people think they could beat Thor. Which is dumb. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Pepper science_fact 2020-04-27 02:30 am UTC (link)
	You know if you were ever queen of something, I feel like you'd be good at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Pepper got_you 2020-04-28 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	I have enough gowns and jewelry for it. Perhaps it's time for a career change. I can ask Tony to buy me a country. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Pepper science_fact 2020-04-29 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Better you than me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane/Pepper got_you 2020-04-30 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	It's not easy being a figurehead, or representing something bigger than yourself. You'll figure it out though -- you're smart and amazing. For what it's worth, you'd make a great queen! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane/Pepper science_fact 2020-05-01 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. I did turn down the job though. I'm the king's consort, which sounds like something in a harlequin novel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane/Pepper got_you 2020-05-02 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my. Remind me to buy you some appropriate bodices for your birthday. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jane \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-04-19 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I have a panic button that I have to carry. I told Tony that I didn't want to see the security guys if at all possible. It kind of creeps me out. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Jane \| Darcy science_fact 2020-04-19 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	That's not too bad. Sif thinks I should have a couple of the Asgardian guard for security. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-04-19 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like there are more people around than I'm aware of but I try really hard not to think about it too much. Of course, I'm lucky that no one actually knows who I am. It's probably not a bad idea. What does Thor think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane \| Darcy science_fact 2020-04-19 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Thor is being Thor so he mostly is worried that someone did something to cause Sif to make suggestion, so that he can find and punish that person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-04-21 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	That... sounds like Thor, yeah. You're okay? You haven't had any issues, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane \| Darcy science_fact 2020-04-22 03:08 am UTC (link)
	No! Nothing. Sif is worried that my frail human self is vulnerable to someone using me for leverage against Thor or the Avengers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-04-26 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	She's not wrong. You should get a taser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane \| Darcy science_fact 2020-04-27 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Technically I'm dating a taser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-04-28 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Fair, but you're also not always with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane \| Darcy science_fact 2020-04-29 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	And that seems to be why I'm getting my very own beefy Asgardian guard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Jane \| Darcy snarkyintern 2020-05-02 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	Pick a hot one and introduce me. (Reply to this) (Parent)