Logs

Who: Hades & Nutmeg
What: Honeymooning with the potion of immortality
When: This weekend
Where: Greece!
Rating/Warnings: Language and fondling, but that's it
Status: Complete!

( To us, then. Eternity and being an asshole. )

Who: Hades & Nico
What: Nico tells his dad that he did a mail-in DNA test to see if he was related to Percy, and Hades maybe is like wtf
When: Backdated to March 31st
Where: Swanky restaurant in the OC
Rating/Warnings: Nothing really!
Status: Complete

( Any others secrets you’ve been holding in, kid, that you wanna share? )

Who: Hades & Penny
What: Teaching Penny to harness his ~magic~ and control the fire a little
When: Recent
Where: Magic Guild HQ
Rating/Warnings: Fairly low, unless you're offended by creepy clown dolls and melted Drumpf bobbleheads
Status: Complete

( Hades imagined that at least 3 of the 5 candles would end up exploded during the course of this exercise, but you know. Hashtag yolo? )

Who: Hades & Megara (with Cerberus the hellhound)
What: Teaching Meg the art of potioncrafting (making an immortality potion!), talking about hairy family situations, and a casual proposal
When: Tuesday night
Where: Hades' Lair
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low, save for sass and some innuendo
Status: Complete

( Maybe we should. Do the legal paperwork. And benefit from the tax breaks. )

Who: Hannah Washington & Hades
When: Early March
Where: Hannah's new place
What: Hades heals Hannah's broken leg
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete when posted

( As someone who has been in a coma, I feel your pain )

Who: Josh Washington and Hades
What: Fixing Josh’s face
When: Saturday the 4th
Where: Hades’s place
Warnings: Low, body horror
Status: Complete as of posting

( Josh is ready for this shit to be over )

Who: Hannah Washington & Hades
What: Running into each other while Hades is waiting to professionally fuck up orange Adonis and Hannah's looking for her brother - a discussion and gift inspiration ensues
When: Backdated a little, probs
Where: A Restaurant (that's the name, lolz)
Rating/Warnings: Nah!
Status: Complete

( She tried not to be weird about rocks with people all the time. )

Who: Hades & Regina
What: Hades brings over the baby's dream blanket, and Regina informs him about his fate in Storybrooke
When: Today
Where: Casa de Disney Evil
Rating/Warnings: Language, mentions of death, typical things
Status: Complete!

( Sucking in a breath, all of a sudden his hair burst into flame - there came the startling blue fire, and oh, what was that? Eyebrows too. )

Who: Luke Castellan & Hades
What: Most people break in to steal shit but Luke attempts to break in to give the Helm of Darkness back, wtf Luke
When: Recent? Like now-ish
Where: House of Hades
Rating/Warnings: Not much!
Status: Complete

( I guess you’re pretty okay for a god. )

Who: Hades & Nico
What: Having a talk after Nico kills the bottom of his car
When: November sometime
Where: The house
Rating/Warnings: Nothing really, just father/son feels
Status: Complete

( A certain Lord of the Dead’s blue flame hair was no longer burning brightly atop his head as a symbol of his righteous fury. )

Who: Hades & Hazel (with Arion)
What: Birthday breakfast turns into present time, and then 'oh hey, there's a horse' time
When: December 17th
Where: Their Laguna Beach home
Rating/Warnings: Nada, though Hades is kind of weirded out about a horse being his sorta nephew
Status: Complete

( Officially the best dad ever. I don’t care what anyone says. )

Who: Megara & Hades
What: Decisions made from their immortality versus mortality issue
When: Last night
Where: Death God's Abode
Rating/Warnings: Low, some language
Status: Complete!

( It was all or nothing when it came to the matters of the heart; sacrifice was something she was prepared to do. )

Who: Liv & Hades
What: Seeing Inferno, just a little after the premiere, while Liv is on alcoholic brain
When: Last night
Where: AFI Film Festival
Rating/Warnings: Naaah!
Status: Complete

( What? No alcohol here? )

Who: Megara & Hades
What: Saving a god from a cursed slumber!
When: Backdated to the day Meg talks to Killian
Where: The swanky IC unit at the hospital
Rating/Warnings: Feels
Status: Complete

( You’re Snow White, I’m Prince Charming, your dwarven children aren’t around at the moment but a kiss is supposed to wake you up from your eternal nap in this sanitized hellhole. )

Who: Hades (a narrative)
What: Dreaming of Zeus stopping his heart and essentially ~banishing~ him, which has bleedover consequences
When: Today!
Where: His office suite, on the sofa
Rating/Warnings: A coma?
Status: Complete

( He probably should have asked what other people did to stay awake. )

Who: Megara & Hades
What: Meg's death carries over with a pillar crushing her, and Hades makes his first trip to his underworldly domain to get her soul back
When: Last nightish/wee hours of this morning
Where: Megara's loft
Rating/Warning: Death and high adult situations of the bedroom variety
Status: Complete!

( Death in the company of a man who had dominion over it didn’t seem so bad, though, in the scheme of things. )

Who: Hazel Levesque & Hades
When: During da grounder sickness plotz
Where: Their house
What: Hazel is sick and Hades takes care of her
Rating/Warnings: SAFE FOR READING UNLESS YOU DISLIKE THE BLOOD/THE VOMIT
Status: Complete

( I wish Orange County had other quirks, then. This one is terrible. )

Who: Hades & Liv
What: Reason #681 why you don't mix the morgue and a 'still in training mode' Lord of the Dead
When: Recently, while Liv's on social media brain
Where: The morgue
Rating/Warnings: Thar be dead bodies here - and an explosion
Status: Complete

( #gottagetshitdone #burnindownabar )

Who: Hades, Hazel, and a bit of Max
What: Father/Daughter Team Underworld gets the lyrium needed
When: Yeeeesterday, maybe like the 9th
Where: OC Deep Roads
Rating/Warnings: Violence against giant spiders
Status: Complete

( She was going to need at least fifty showers when she got out of here. )

Who: Hades & Nutmeg
What: An overdue talk leads to the kitchen being used for non-culinary reasons
When: Let's go with recent?
Where: Meg's loft
Rating/Warnings: High for adult scenarios
Status: Complete!

( Obviously something was going to happen. Megara had died - the exact details of whatever that meant transferring over here remained to be seen. )

Who: Megara & Hades
What: On a trip for milk and things, demony things occur and Hades breaks into more powers of godhood - and also burns down a grocery store, nbd
When: Today
Where: Grocery store, KFC Chicken Roof, then the lawn of the death god
Rating/Warning: Violence against shades, magical arson
Status: Complete!

( This would be a reaaaaal good time for you to suddenly know how to teleport with your smoke effects. )

Who: Nico & Hades
What: Helping the only son move back home for the summer, and sharing not so good news
When: Backdated to end of May
Where: The house
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low!
Status: Complete

( Instinct was to protect him. )

Who: Megara & Hades (and also Pain & Panic, in bunny and chipmunk form)
What: Meg has started dreaming and has a few things to go over, including Hades' 'transition' into his dream self
When: Monday
Where: Hades' place in Laguna Beach
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low!
Status: Complete

( Now she was victim of the hallucinogenic koolaid that allowed you some kind of metaphysical window to a former life. )

Who: Liv Moore & Hades
What: Meeting for drinks and stories while Liv is on stripper brain
When: Friday night
Where: A classy establishment
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low, aside from friskiness
Status: Complete

( Ever find anything really embarrassing up in cavities they shouldn’t be? )

Who: Robin & her new BFF the Lord of the Dead
What: Browsing for potential props and finding treasures
When: Last week probably~
Where: Remember Yesterday
Rating/Warnings: Pretty much on the low side
Status: Complete

( He only ate souls for breakfast *sometimes*. )

Who: Liv Moore & Hades
What: Who puts hot sauce in their coffee, REALLY
When: Uhhmmmm today sometime?
Where: A place with coffee and pastries
Rating/Warnings: A brief mention of snacking on brains but otherwise nothing
Status: Complete

( You must have intestines of steel. )

Who: Hazel and her daddums
What: Breakfast, because Hades is concerned weird shit's happening to his kid
When: Thursday morning
Where: Pancakes 'R Us
Rating/Warnings: It's pretty tame
Status: Complete

( Oh, right, smiley faces on pancakes not necessary. Duly noted. )

Who: Hades & Megara
What: Another day on the job, and a million takes on one goddamn movie scene
When: Sometime last week
Where: A movie set in an unincorporated OC area, then the boss man's Jaguar
Rating/Warning: Sass vs. sass
Status: Complete!

( It’s like two baby goats are having a seizure mid-copulation, and are making sounds like they’re getting a root canal without the gas. )