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Who: Elizabeth Comstock, Ganondorf
What: Gifts of foreign delicacies and Elizabeth putting Ganon in a weird spot.
When: Today?
Where: Ganon's Casino Office
Rating/Warnings: Medium, Ganon's internal dialogue of douchebaggery.
Status: Complete!

( Flirting with disaster ran in the DeWitt family line; Elizabeth just found new and interesting ways to do that. )

Who: Asami, Ganondorf.
What: Asami starts sticking her nose in business that isn't hers.
When: Tonight!
Where: A warehouse in which bad things happen.
Rating/Warnings: Violence, some language.
Status: Complete!

( You’re quick on your feet, aren’t you? You can always start running. I’ll even give you a head start. )

Who: Link and Ganon and some NPC thugs
Where: A parking lot somewhere in Anaheim.
When: 2/16/2015
What: Link gets a little roughed up, Ganon helps. Much to his chagrin.
Rating: PG-13 for mild violence and mugging.
Status: Ongoing | Closed

( Hey, Listen. )

Who: Elizabeth Comstock, Ganondorf
What: A philosophical dinner about good versus evil.
When: After these texts.
Where: Somewhere delicious.
Rating/Warnings: Medium, language, moderate darkish themes.
Status: Complete!

( I'm not so naive anymore that I think that because you seem to like me, that that'll change anything. But you're not the only pretty, deadly thing sitting at this table. )

Who: Elizabeth, Lina, and Ganondorf
What: Clubbing time! Liz bumps into Ganon bum bum BUM
When: Uh... recently. Floating time.
Where: An upscale club.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for club scene warnings and alcohol, etc.
Status: Complete!

( Though I admit. I haven’t been very honest with you, Elizabeth. )

Who: Lady Lucky Neena, Lina, Ganondorf.
What: Neena and Lina think they can just walk in to his office, hair blowing dramatically in the wind with an explosion behind them, but things don't work out exactly that way.
When: Early November, after the attacks, before Lina and Neal went on their adventure.
Where: Castle Casino
Rating/Warnings: Snark, language, snark, and more snark. Violence? Explosions. Powerdick waving. The Triforce of Power. And the longing for pancakes covered in shame.
Status: Complete!

( Neena was expecting bdsm gear, drugs, the bodies of dead hookers, maybe even some satanic altars. That's what creepy evil rich guys were into, right? )

Who: Ganondorf, Victor Sullivan
What: Ganon picks up Victor from prison a year ago.
When: A year ago, so flashback law.
Where: PRISON. Then shitty diner.
Rating/Warnings: Talks of criminal intent/cursing.
Status: Complete!

( I’m pretty sure prostitution also falls under the classification of illegal activity. )

Who: Lara Croft & Ganondorf
What: Lara almost runs Ganon over with her motorcycle, and he actually doesn't kill her.
When: Recent! (last night? two days ago? recent!)
Where: At...places.
Rating/Warnings: Medium for language, but overall tame.
Status: Complete!

( Ganon did always believe being prepared, and it wasn’t uncommon for him to get shot at in broad daylight sometimes. He called those days Mondays. )

Who: Raven Darkholme (Mystique) and Ganondorf
What: Ganon interviews Raven for a job.
When: End of August.
Where: Castle Casino/Hotel.
Rating/Warnings: High for implied sexy times.
Status: Complete!

( The blonde strode into Ganon’s office like she owned the place. )

Who: Ganon & Remy LeBeau
When:August 26th, Afternoon
Where: Ganon’s, then a warehouse?
What: Business, paperwork.. shameless flirting.
Rating: PG13 for Language
Status: Complete

( Ganon had to almost wonder if they were indirectly flirting - or they were being two grown men, finding it strangely appropriate to throw these kind of comments at each other. )

WHO: Ganon and Midna
WHAT: Discussing new "developments"
WHEN: End of July (YEAH I KNOW)
WHERE: Ganon’s penthouse
RATING/WARNINGS: Language, references to violence, but surprisingly pretty tame all things considered
STATUS: Complete

( So are all of your summonings this elaborate or do you just call the less fortunate masses on the phone? )

Who: Ganon & Gamora
What: Ganon gives Gamora a new assignment.
When: Let's say last night, just because?
Where: Ganon's office, Castle Casino
Rating/Warnings: Low, references to murder.
Status: Complete

( I usually go for redheads, but I think I can make this work. )

Who: Ganon & Remy LeBeau
When: August 25th
Where: Ganon’s freaking fortress. Remy is JEALOUS.
What: A business transaction. Remy needs a warehouse and a clinic.
Rating: PG13 for Language
Status: Complete

( Let him drink, loosen him up, and see what the mouth slips. )

Who: Isabela and Ganondorf
What: Isabela invites Ganon on her boat.
When: Mid-July
Where: Isabela's Boat
Rating/Warnings: Medium, beginning of sexual situations. Ganon gets kinda of creepy.
Status: Complete

( You’ve outdone yourself. Not quite the pirate queen outfit we’ve discussed, but very much acceptable. )

Who: Xelloss and Ganondorf
When: Night
Where: Airport
What: Ganon picked Xelloss up from the Airport
Rating/Warning: Talks of Murder and Violence
Status: Complete

( Manly Bonding Time )