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WHO: Jesse Pinkman and Sherlock Holmes
WHEN: Before the jump, kind of vague on that one, sorry
WHERE: A coffee shop on the way to a NA meeting
WHAT: They talk about whether or not people can change.
WARNINGS: Talk of addiction and homicide
STATUS: gdoc, complete!

( Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you. Rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you. Rejoice because you're trying your best. )

Pool party!

Kurt, Jesse, bros. Let's go to the pool party.

Is weird shit still going to happen while we're on this Titanic motherfucker?

Dude. This is cool. This happen a lot? My head and belly don't hurt anymore, so I'm gonna look around.

Stating the obvious aside: we've made another jump. Some of you remember (and would like to forget) the Prettiest Star space cruise ship. This one is on water this time. From what I can tell, it's a luxury cruise ship. Most of what I've seen seems familiar to cruise ships on Earth, but who knows so make sure you're careful until we know exactly what we're dealing with.

Check in on this post and see if your friends are here.

I had a great Christmas. I got everything I wanted. I've been playing video games all the time ever since. And yesterday was new years. So happy new year!

( This was me )

Thanks to Damian, I adopted a puppy today. Thank you for helping pick him out, Damian!

( Everyone meet Moose )

It's certainly not been a usual festive period, but change isn't all bad.

JESSE

I don't know if you have plans, but how do you feel about Christmas dinner the night after Christmas?

SHERLOCK (elementary)

I see Clyde has a friend. Of the female variety. Are we taking up breeding or is this a new experiment in socialisation?

SINGULARITY

Did you get the gift I left for you?

This is definitely not California. I don't know what's going on or whose house this is, but you'd better come get your dog. He's pissed. I swear it's not my fault.

[ooc: Confused Dean is confused.]

We are still in Texas right? The snow is throwing me.

$50 portals in town limits if you don't want to trudge through snow. $100 anywhere else.

First layer merino wool
Mid layer insulating fleece, down or wool
Top layer weatherproof shell

I hate snow. Maybe I'd have liked it if This is basically a nightmare.

[Private to the Cast and Crew of The Christmas Carol]

I just found out that Mordecai and Dash were both taken back home. I got to know them well, working on the play together, and they'll be missed.

Mordecai taught us everything we need to know for our dance numbers, all we have to do is continue with what we've learned. Fortunately, I did a video recording of the choreography, so if we need a reference, we can watch that.

As for Scrooge's nephew, Fred, I'll be picking that up that role. Costumers, we'll just need to alter what was sewn for Mordecai, and add a spot for my tail in the trousers.

Stitch, I'm counting on you, buddy. I need you to play Tiny Tim in addition to the boy in the street. Do you think you can remember his lines? Opening night is only 13 days away.

NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE UNTIL AFTER THE PERFORMANCES! Seriously, please. We can't afford to miss any more performers.

Is there anything else I've missed? Honestly, it's been a crazy morning.

[Private to Logan]

What are you up to?

[Those from Earth]
Do we think it might be helpful to organise some kind of shopping day for those who aren't familiar with local standards of dress and what "formal attire" actually means?

[Private to the Cast and Crew of 'A Christmas Carol']

We have some good news and bad news.

Bad news first - due to personal reasons, the Doctor had to drop out of the play, and will no longer be playing the role of Scrooge.

Good news is that Caroline Forbes has agreed to play the part. All of Caroline's roles will be taken by Kitty Pryde.

It's going to be a bit chaotic at first, but the show must go on!

Caroline must meet with the costumers as soon as possible. We'll also need to figure out some make-up or even magic to age her.

Thanks everybody. I haven't said it often enough, but all of you are doing a great job. This play is turning out to be incredible.

I decorated.

[Image attached]

Happy whatever. Get fat. Trust no one. Mashed potatoes.

Comically tragic levels of over eating followed by insane overspending aside, you people are aware this entire thing is a total economic ploy, right?

Whatever. Enjoy your turkey murder day.

I'm lights for the play! This is awesome!!

[Sherlock Holmes (elementary) & Joan Watson]

Are you guys doing Thanksgiving? I don't know where to go.

Does anyone know how to file an insurance claim for "gremlins?"

Just a heads up, if anyone needs to talk about flaming gremlins, I'm here. I've got a lot of experience dealing with the day after.

[Filtered from Al due to killing]
That sucked.

I've never killed anything in my life. I've had the opportunity before, but I couldn't do it then. I guess the difference is I was being attacked and felt I had no choice.

Ed...

[...]

Don't let Al find out.

And Christian? Thank you for your help.

Does anyone want to take care of a My Little Pony named Pinkie Pie? We can't give her to any of the ranchers around here since she talks, but maybe one of the Displaced would be up for it?

There are some caveats. You must have some acreage for her to run around in and the ability to take care of a horse. Even a talking horse has some necessities.

BUCKY BARNES MCU:

San Antonio turned into a thing after all. That pony? Came through a portal there. We had a portal open up over Tumbleweed with the flying monkeys (have those all been rounded up yet or are they still out there?), and way back when we first got here, a villain was around and no one has any record of him arriving.

I think we have more than one portal, and the military believes it too. I'm going to be putting together a recon team for these sorts of responses.

When will we see real monsters? These small, furry things are a delightful package, but they are, as I have said, small.

Ugh.

My head hurts. The last thing I remember was a huge needle and then everything went black.

Yunie? Paine? Lulu? Wakka? Anybody?

Did everyone get one?

[Sherlock (elementary)]

If I bundle this thing up tight so it doesn't get exposed to light, can I bring it over so we can look at them together?

Okay, now that they've let me out of that stupid room, what the hell is there to do around here?

Who: The Bats and Friends
What: Dick is having a party! The original Boy Wonder has invited friends and family over for a Halloween celebration.
When: Saturday night
Where: Dick's apartment

( The Wayne Halloween Gala )

Okay, I'm not sure if I buy the run down on this. But so far nothing's set off my alarm bells.

Anyone feel like elaborating a little on this portal/altverse/quarantine explanation?

Has anyone turned into their costumes lately? I haven't seen anything weird running around the last few days so I was just wondering if maybe the costume thing was over?

And just how typical is that?

[Friends + Bats]

Saturday night, Dick's place, not-Halloween party. I'm cooking. Dick's making rot-your-teeth cocktails that I will not admit having tried or endorsed. Be there at 7:30. Bring dog treats. Don't dress up.

i have some questions

( Cut for image! )

Ace might have gotten a little upset last night.

( I need more sleep. )

On the bright side, he only killed a bunch of tennis balls.

Someone want to fill me in on these holidays you all have?

So apparently the real reason I died was because some asshole programmed his phone to make robocalls when the comic book company asked people to vote on whether a fifteen-year-old kid should be murdered or not.

If anybody's looking for me, I'll be at the bar, breaking my own rules about alcohol.

text to jesse pinkman
- r u up?

Did I seriously just ...

Yep. I did.

Damian, no pushing people off the dinosaur.

There has certainly been a rapid influx of arrivals. I'd been so involved in my work, afraid I'd not taken notice sooner. A shame Watson isn't among th

Should you find yourself in my neighborhood, pay no mind to any sudden and loud noises. It is a process.

I suppose it's worth checking one more time just to make certain we haven't stolen someone's kitten.

( Cut for image, not filtered )

But, Musketeer Nico and Musketeer Anakin rescued this little guy from a tree like a couple of days ago and I think we may well have asked everyone in Tumbleweed that came through downtown during that time if they knew who he belonged too, but if anyone knows where the little guy belongs let us know as soon as possible, or we're keeping him.

He likes Nico, which makes it basically settled.

My birthday's next month. I don't know if that's even all that exciting I'm just saying that if the magic of this place wants to bestow a present on me, that would be great. Maybe like enough supplies to finish building Festus. Especially since you're keeping me in Texas of all places.

I'm also pretty sure I'll never trust Halloween ever again.

Well this is just ☠☠☠☠ bull☠☠☠☠.

Time travel really sucks. Like being on a rollercoaster with a hangover. What do you even take for it? Pain meds?

(  Filtered to Jean Grey  )

Christ. How does he do it? Ugh. I'm just ... going to shower. And brush my teeth. And then shower again. With bleach. And steel wool. God, I'd go insane if I had to pretend to be "Brucie" Wayne every damn day. Bourbon's an appropriate mouthwash, right? Or I could stick with the bleach ...

[Diana]

I am so fuc sorry.

[Clark]

Look, if you're still around, that wasn't me, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but Bruce isn't that big of an ass.

[Dick/Selina]

I don't even know if I want to ask if you're you.

I could [...] maybe use some help getting back to town. Anyone got a horse trailer by chance? And possibly know how to wrangle a horse?

Hypothetically?

RAR!

What the fuck?