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Tweak says, "Manech aime Mathilde!"

𝚓𝚘𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚘𝚗 (deduce) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-12-26 13:03:00

Entry tags:

!network post, jesse pinkman, joan watson, sherlock holmes (elementary)

It's certainly not been a usual festive period, but change isn't all bad.

JESSE

I don't know if you have plans, but how do you feel about Christmas dinner the night after Christmas?

SHERLOCK (elementary)

I see Clyde has a friend. Of the female variety. Are we taking up breeding or is this a new experiment in socialisation?

SINGULARITY

Did you get the gift I left for you?

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	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-26 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	We are meant to believe 'Santa Claus' has delivered her. I am considering breeding. In the meanwhile, she is Bonnie and I am pleased she has arrived. I've reason to believe Clyde is lonely. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-26 01:17 pm UTC (link)
	Santa was very nice to think about Clyde then. Possibly, can't blame him. Bonnie and Clyde, why not. I got some toys for them too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-26 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	Did he think of you as well? It was a suggestion from America's Captain, Steve Rogers. Jesse suggested I adhere to it. What have you acquired for them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-26 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	In a way. Clyde's toys and my single stick. Seemed appropriate. Ah, well, when Captain America tells you something, it's polite to listen. Some of the cosies, balls, the squeaker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-26 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	That is rather fitting. So I am told. Well, then. Shall we have a turtle cozy gathering? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-26 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	We will need to make sure they get along. Will they need a bigger habitat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-26 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	That is likely. Perhaps we should first go to the pet shop. I'd like to experiment with them in close quarters versus a greater space. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-26 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like an idea. At the very least, we'll have a time-out pen for them. We need food anyway and they should get some treats, maybe some strawberries if anywhere has them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-26 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. You are, as always, well on top of their care. Clyde is lucky you've arrived. I was rather close to making soup of him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-27 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'll stay on top of their care, you can dress them up as props. I don't believe that for even a second. You asked a magical fictional man you don't believe in to bring Clyde a friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-28 10:31 am UTC (link)
	A fair trade. As backup, Watson. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-28 11:45 am UTC (link)
	Yes, the alternative would be buying a friend for him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-28 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	In the event Santa Claus would not deliver, then perhaps that could very well have been an alternative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-28 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	Lucky Clyde, Santa pulled through and you didn’t have a craving for soup. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-28 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed, it was a Christmas miracle for him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-28 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	Speaking of Christmas miracles, I’ve invited Jesse for a Christmas dinner tonight. Trimmings and all. Might as well get into the spirit of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-28 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	Even though the holiday has obviously reached its annual end? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-28 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, despite that I thought it’d be nice to have him over for a proper meal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-28 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	Has he not moved in already? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan deduce 2017-12-28 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	Did you tell him to? Either way, we’re having a meal tonight. A proper one. Not Chinese. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sherlock/joan postlove 2017-12-28 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps I haven't. I'd just as well assumed he'd make himself at home. He's welcome here nonetheless. We could suggest it at dinner where we are not having Chinese for it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-27 02:09 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh, I didn't do anything.~~ Yeah, I could do that. It's still Christmas til New Years, anyway, right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan deduce 2017-12-27 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	That's my logic too. I'm going to make a proper dinner this time, anything you don't like/can't eat/are allergic to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-27 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	I like your logic. The only thing I'm allergic to is erythromycin. So not antibiotics in my food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan deduce 2017-12-27 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'll be sure and not put that in. How do you feel about cabbage and turnip? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-27 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Uhhhh.... sure! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan deduce 2017-12-27 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Great, we'll be doing veggies, ham and some many forms of potato. Preferences for dessert? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-27 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Potatoes are a beautiful thing. Cheesecake? Is that all right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan deduce 2017-12-27 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	They're very versatile. Cheesecake is a great idea. Not too heavy for after a meal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-27 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I saw a meme about potatoes... you know what, you had to have been there. Do you need help with any of this? I can cook pretty well. Or at least follow directions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan deduce 2017-12-27 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	I don't get to see a lot of memes. I wouldn't say no. There's a lot of chopping and prepping, and Sherlock gets bored easily. You can meet Clyde's new girlfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-27 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'll find my favorites and explain them to you. Yes! He got the girl turtle!! I can do chopping. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan deduce 2017-12-27 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Please do. He did, he said you told him he had to listen to Captain America, so a girl turtle for Clyde was his Christmas request. Great, and you can tell me how you've been. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-27 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	He took that to heart. What a guy. Thanks for being so nice to me. You know Sherlock so you know we're not just some washed up junkies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan deduce 2017-12-27 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	He's been known to listen to sound advice. Everyone deserves to be treated with respect and understanding. You're not a washed up anything; junky or otherwise. And you know you're always welcome here, right? Sherlock isn't always the best with verbal cues, but I know that he likes having you around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-27 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	I've had a lot of shitty friends in the past. Enablers, jerks, people who would use me. So it's nice to have him. And you. I guess I'm finally growing up. Only took me 25 years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan deduce 2017-12-27 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Then I'm glad you've found this, the stability, the support. And I'm glad we're able to help in any way. Don't worry too much about growing up, it's at different paces, and even Sherlock has his moments. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-28 12:21 am UTC (link)
	What do you like, Joan? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan deduce 2017-12-28 09:57 am UTC (link)
	How do you mean? To do or ... what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Joan methlab4cutie 2017-12-28 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	To do. Or like, I don't know, you like turtles too? What makes you happy? I didn't get you a Christmas present because I wasn't sure. I guess helping you cook can be part of a gift. (Reply to this) (Parent)