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Warren Worthington III ([info]deathbenotproud) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-06 12:21:00

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Entry tags:betsy braddock / psylocke (616), charles xavier / professor x (616), elsa bloodstone (616), jean grey (616), jesse pinkman, warren worthington / angel (616)

Does anyone know how to file an insurance claim for "gremlins?"


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[info]butterflyeffect
2017-11-06 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Very carefully.

And probably with the military.

WARREN:
How terrible is it of me to tell you that seeing your slaughter them with your wings got me all hot and bothered?

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-06 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Doesn't military insurance take forever?

[BETSY]
Probably not as terrible as what it did to me. I've still got some aggression to burn through.

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[info]butterflyeffect
2017-11-06 06:01 pm UTC (link)
So does regular insurance.

WARREN:
Yes, I noticed. How long have you been that eager to decapitate things so brutally?

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-06 06:21 pm UTC (link)
I don't suppose we can just enlist teenagers

Betsy
I'm pleading the fifth on that.

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[info]butterflyeffect
2017-11-06 07:04 pm UTC (link)
I think that might be illegal.

WARREN:
Don't do that. Don't shut me out.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 02:50 am UTC (link)
It's not illegal when Wolverine does it.

BETSY
I'm not shutting you out. I just don't want to go over Archangel's weirdass Ed Kemper thing.

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[info]butterflyeffect
2017-11-07 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Wolverine used it as punishment for trashing the place.

WARREN:
You've been watching Mind Hunter.

Without me!

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Well. So we find whose gremlins they were.

[Betsy]
Only the first three episodes. I was testing it for you.

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[info]butterflyeffect
2017-11-07 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Good luck with that.

WARREN:
Guess I'll start something else with YOU.

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Betsy
[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 10:11 pm UTC (link)
That's cheating!

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betsy/warren.
[info]butterflyeffect
2017-11-08 01:30 am UTC (link)
I'd just be testing it for you, darling.

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[info]elliebloodstone
2017-11-06 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Wild hogs.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-06 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Quick thinking.

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[info]elliebloodstone
2017-11-06 06:24 pm UTC (link)
I have a little experience with these things.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-06 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Insurance back home is better at dealing with the bullshit that is our lives.

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[info]elliebloodstone
2017-11-06 06:26 pm UTC (link)
The premiums are ever so fucking much higher, though.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-06 06:45 pm UTC (link)
A low premium that doesn't cover alien rampages is just a waste of money.

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[info]elliebloodstone
2017-11-06 06:53 pm UTC (link)
And even a burglar with utter shit for brains is never going to target my place anyway. Not the one that came through here. It's just got that 'get the fuck back off your bullshit and go back to mummy' sort of vibe.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 02:58 am UTC (link)
Usually it's less burglars that wreck my chalet and more Avengers or Sentinels.

Today it's Gremlins.

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[info]elliebloodstone
2017-11-07 03:14 am UTC (link)
The last time it took serious damage was... probably my monster of a baby brother.

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[info]methlab4cutie
2017-11-06 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Put it under Act of God or some shit.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 02:55 am UTC (link)
Insurance doesn't cover acts of god generally.

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[info]methlab4cutie
2017-11-07 02:57 am UTC (link)
Really? I thought that was one of those right wing things.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 03:05 am UTC (link)
Nah it's a way of weaseling out of covering things.

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[info]methlab4cutie
2017-11-07 06:32 pm UTC (link)
I think I had a friend who claimed act of god when she had her house struck by lightning.

Kinda lame though, if you don't believe in that sort of stuff.

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[info]anatombomb
2017-11-06 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Scott probably does.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 03:03 am UTC (link)
Oh I don't doubt he does.

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[info]anatombomb
2017-11-07 03:20 am UTC (link)
You could have just asked him.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 03:49 am UTC (link)
Well I was kind of figuring he'd see this and offer to do it for me.

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[info]anatombomb
2017-11-07 03:50 am UTC (link)
He's been a little busy lately and may not see the network.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 04:47 am UTC (link)
Our fearless leader? Slacking on his reading the internet?

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[info]anatombomb
2017-11-07 04:50 am UTC (link)
He's very committed to grading papers.

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[info]professorwheels
2017-11-07 02:31 am UTC (link)
I've quite a bit of experience filing insurance claims for rather ridiculous attacks on my property.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 02:56 am UTC (link)
That does makes me want to kill myself less than the thought of asking Scott for advice.

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[info]professorwheels
2017-11-07 03:05 am UTC (link)
As entertaining as that might be to witness, no, I do not think any of us would like to deal with that headache.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 03:49 am UTC (link)
You are an endless spring of human compassion, you know that?

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[info]professorwheels
2017-11-07 03:50 am UTC (link)
I believe I am quite well known for my humanitarian endeavors.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 04:48 am UTC (link)
We'll call this "disaster relief" then.

:( My topiaries are a mess.

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[info]professorwheels
2017-11-07 04:51 am UTC (link)
It would fit quite succinctly into that category on some forms.

Whatever shall you do.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 05:12 am UTC (link)
My head says be a responsible adult and oversee repairs.

My heart says Malibu.

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[info]professorwheels
2017-11-07 05:19 am UTC (link)
I hear you can oversee repairs from your phone now.

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[info]deathbenotproud
2017-11-07 05:44 am UTC (link)
What a strange and modern new world.

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[info]professorwheels
2017-11-08 01:09 am UTC (link)
Do enjoy Malibu.

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