the displaced; ic

[Faux-din]
Father.

So they're telling me this isn't a portkey malfunction, and I gotta say that the bloody States would be quite a portkey malfunction and I'd be lucky to be in one piece but I swear the portkey office is more inept than it used to be, and this isn't France.

Obviously.

But also they're saying Bill's here. So. Bill Weasley, are you here? I thought you were in France. What are you doing here? And what have you done with the twins? Uncle Gideon's gonna tan your hide if you've misplaced them.

WHO: Rose Tyler & Martha Jones
WHERE: Tumbleweed, bar
WHEN: Last Saturday(?)
WHAT: Friends drinking!
RATING: PG-13 (?) Mentions of alcohol.
STATUS: log; completed

( Does he still eat in bed? )

RONAN LYNCH & ADAM PARRISH

Do you two have plans for Thanksgiving? If not, would you and Opal like to come over to Emma's and have dinner with us? It is going to be Emma, Henry, Henry's other parents, and maybe a friend of Henry's so pretty low-key. I am told Regina makes the best pies.

So, what are everyone's plans for Thanksgiving? I'd be up for a Friendsgiving.

The other Negasonic isn't going to come through that portal, is she?

Because there can only be one and I'm talking Highlander style.

That portal thing is pretty cool, too bad it only works one way. Oh, man. Kiros is going to kill me when he realizes I'm missing. Does it do anything else?

Is there a reason we're here? Are we supposed to do something? What do you do in Texas?

I may have just found some of the most unnecessarily disturbing GIFs the internet has to offer, thoughtfully mixed in with several legitimately neat ones just to fully highlight the unnervingness.

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So, after I poked my nose into some of Sherlock's work, he advised I get in touch about that good word you offered him for a job? Who do I need to talk to and are bribes required?

And thank you, for the offer at all.

[Loki 616]

I think Odin is hiding something.

You told me to be wary of him. Tell me what you know.

I am given to understand that I have been somewhat distant of late, and that this admittedly uncharacteristic behavior concerns my children. For any distress I have caused, I apologize.

Forgive my lapse in manners. I am Odin, son of Bor, King of Asgard and Protector of the Nine Realms.

[Filtered to Misty Knight]

Have you heard about any sort of any underground fight club bullshit?

Bro, I can't get Janet to show up. What's up with that? This isn't a crazy alien space station is it?

Where can I get some jalapeño poppers?

AUDITION RESULTS
( Results Under the Cut )

Thank you to everybody who participated!

[ooc: If I've forgotten or overlooked anybody, it's purely by accident. Please contact me to let me know]

Within my short period spent here I have observed a considerable lack of spoken myth and tale. While I know not all cultures are in favor of minstrals and bards I find myself adrift with misgivings about this very specific lack of spoken word.

Are there any stories passed down by word of mouth, or is this a lost art for those here?

I got a part?! Cool!

[Avengers Mansion]

There is a double batch of baklava in the kitchen.

[ooc: a plate of it was also delivered to Bucky MCU AU at the base]

THE COTTAGE

I just wanted to let you all know that I received the part of Bob Cratchit in the Christmas Carol. Please, go on, congratulate me on this achievement. I'll wait.

And, as all actors should do, I am going to study one of the greats. Someone who truly embodied the role and defined it for a generation. That's right. Kermit the Frog.

Kylo, we're continuing your Muppet education.

I was thinking we could watch it later this week? The sooner the better?

POE DAMERON

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