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Jason Mendoza | The Good Place (bud_hole) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-15 20:52:00

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Bro, I can't get Janet to show up. What's up with that? This isn't a crazy alien space station is it?

Where can I get some jalapeño poppers?

	aracelypenalba 2017-11-16 02:57 am UTC (link)
	No we haven't been on a space station in ages. What are jalapeño poppers? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-16 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Good. Cause I don't want aliens harvesting my brains. You've never had them?! You've gotta try 'em! They're the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aracelypenalba 2017-11-16 03:09 am UTC (link)
	None of the aliens wanted to eat our brains. There was just one that wanted to lay eggs in everyone but we killed it. Are they like spicy popping candy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-16 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	Dude! so there are aliens here! Nah. They're fried and they're super spicy and delicious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aracelypenalba 2017-11-16 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Not the same ones as when we were in space but some people are aliens sometimes you can't tell because they look the same as everyone else but other ones are colourful and have things on their heads and also there's Groot who looks like a tree and sometimes even robots. Awesome! I'm going to find some! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-17 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa. That's crazy as hell, dog. You should! They're the best food ever! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aracelypenalba 2017-11-17 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	It's so cool! And there's mutants and super heroes too! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	matchstick 2017-11-16 03:03 am UTC (link)
	There's room service. They'll bring you whatever you want. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-16 03:07 am UTC (link)
	That's sweet, bro. I'm gonna eat good tonight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchstick 2017-11-16 03:11 am UTC (link)
	They've got Netflix too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-16 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	There anything with Ariana Grande? They got video games here? Cause I'm real good with video games. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchstick 2017-11-16 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	On Netflix? Don't think so but you can just hit up YouTube. I have no idea of the military guys have any gaming consoles hanging around. Probably not but you could ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-17 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	YouTube has some pretty funny shit, man. I'll do that, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchstick 2017-11-17 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	There you go. You can watch a lot of stuff in two days. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spoilers_ 2017-11-16 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Who is Janet? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Those are not misspellings~ I'm taking this and flying with it XD bud_hole 2017-11-16 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, dude! Janet is the best! She's supper nice and she'll get you anything you want from anywhere ever all the time. She's kinda like a robot but not and she knows everything. She's real nice to everybody cause she's suppose to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Oh, Jason. <3 spoilers_ 2017-11-18 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Interesting. That sounds like some sort of replicator technology, though far more advanced than anything I've encountered. And certainly not in the form of a robot. Where were you before you came here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-18 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever it is, it's the shit! I was at the Good Place, but it was really the Bad Place trying to mess with us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoilers_ 2017-11-18 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Some sort of afterlife, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-18 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah! That's exactly what it is! I did some real stupid, bad stuff before and was sent to the Bad Place. But I'm doing better things now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoilers_ 2017-11-18 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	It's not the destination, it's the journey. But in your case, the destination is rather a critical point. Welcome back from the dead. I'm experiencing a bit a reprieve myself. Unfortunately, there are no robot personal assistants here. Only Texans and other multiuniversal strays like ourselves. But probably jalapeño poppers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-18 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, lady. I'm Jason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoilers_ 2017-11-18 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, Jason. I'm River. Perhaps I'll see you around once they've set you loose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bud_hole 2017-11-18 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	River. That's a kickass name. I'm outta here in two days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoilers_ 2017-11-18 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. I'm quite fond of it myself. Yes, that is the norm. They say it's for medical tests, but I think they like to see how we react in close quarters. Some of us are better at sitting still than others. (Reply to this) (Parent)