Knowhere IC

Right, I was kind of hoping for a day before the universe fell to pieces again, but whatever.

I was with two people before the flashy alien abduction. Is the Doctor or Jackie Tyler about? She's blonde and probably very unhappy and my mum. He's tall, thin, great hair, probably talked your ear off. Might've blown something up; he does that.

So, big floaty alien head. Where do you get a drink around here?

Characters: Integra, Alucard, and The Tenth Doctor
When/Where: The Mines, shortly after this conversation.
Rating/Warnings: Hmm, PG-13? I don't think there will be any bad language, but they could get into some trouble with mobsters and get shot at, or chased, or smacked around?

( Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's into the mines we go. )

I'm bored. Anyone up for a little exploring?

I'm looking for volunteers who would be willing to come in and let me do a couple of tests. Nothing terribly invasive, but I'm afraid it will be timely. I don't have much in the way of compensation, but I can offer a free doctor's visit and free meds, a little bit of cash... er credits. I would be taking blood samples, DNA samples, have you fill out a short questionnaire and then sit for an interview about the universe you come from. Any information collected would be for my own personal research and use. It would not be shared with anyone else and would be kept completely private.

Right. Uh. Let me know if you're interested in the comments and I can get you set up.

Stay at Dårlig Ulv-Stranden, he said. Live a human life, he said. Have a bit of TARDIS, he said.

Well look at how bloody well that turned out.

Star Wars. Talk about ancient. Sorry, I'm a new kid on the block, and I'm a little confused.

Everybody here's from different worlds. And have different skill sets.

But the large majority of us are still human?

^{[AT AROUND SIX AM.]}

I have a hole in my wall. I'm at forty-eight hours, might as well shoot for seventy-two.

[FRANCIS]

I'm going to work. Unless you want me to stay.

[TORUNN]

Do you need anything?

[JASON]

Did she give up the gun?

The universe couldn't leave me alone, could it? I wasn't hurting anyone. I was minding my own business. I was happy. I always thought someone might come for me one day, find me way out there in the middle of nowhere, but this? I didn't expect this.

Figures I couldn't be left alone. I'm too powerful to be left to my own devices. Well, guess what? I didn't ask for this power! I don't want it. Take it. Take it all. I've done my part. I'm done now.

Why can't I just be done?

You people act like you're heroes and want to save people or something, but you're all just ignoring the fact that there are aliens here who look like humans. And if you don't do something, I will

This Med Bay is a complete mess. I suppose dogs don't necessarily know what humans need in terms of healthcare and equipment. Then there's all of the alien lifeforms to account for. Do we have any of those yet? The Med Bay is just for those of us who arrived here, thankfully, but with so many people coming from so many different universes there's bound to be a non-terran lifeforms showing up eventually. I would like to be prepared in case they show up hurt, but how does one even begin to prepare for something unknown like that?

I'm a little stressed

The good news is I just completed a run to Earth for proper Med Bay equipment today. It's all a bit more outdated than I'm used to, but no matter. I will learn. Cosmo was kind enough to pay the bill for everything we need and things are slowly, but surely starting to be put together. We'll have meds come in every month during the Earth run, but if there is something particular needed that we don't have, Cosmo has given me his word he'll get a passport ready for immediate departure.

[Padme Amidala]

I was also able to acquire everything we'll need for your pregnancy which is quite good news, don't you think? I'd love to schedule your first appointment.

I rate this place 10/10 for weirdness factor.

Also, I gotta say, 10/10 for the talking canine Cosmonaut. I arrived late last night, or early this morning and decided to try the sleep thing before getting on here to introduce myself.

Handily, that also ruled out the "too much pain medication" theory when I woke up just now still in an alien's head and with a bitch of a backache.

Name's Dick Grayson, it's... good(?) to be here.

Hello!

Any tips for the newly arrived?

May as well make the most of my stay.

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