Knowhere IC

The movies lied to us.

I think that's what pisses me off the most. You go in and pay a couple bucks just to watch how stupid we can be. Good job, humanity, you're doing wonders for yourself.

Dr. Watson gave me this tablet
He said
I haven't talked to anyone in
He said not to freak you all out. Don't cause panic because you've just gone through one emergency



Am I dead? I bet everyone asks that. But who cares, because I'm asking

[open comms]

Is - can anyone hear me? They took him. Robin. The aliens took him.

In an effort to pass time and keep more of you alivekeep my own skills sharp. I would like to offer my services, when I am not assisting the Guardians, at The Palace. To those of you seeking instruction, approach me directly and we will see what we might do to increase your own skill.

[ Torunn Thorsdottir ]

I would, in particular, be interested in testing you, provided you are willing.

Good to know even in space there are still some constants. Pizza is still pizza.

[Francis]
Hey.

Is there an age limit on those passport things?

[ MomBobbi ]

So. On a scale of 1 to 1,000 -- if I, one hundred percent by accident blew up your training range, how mad would you be?

[ Torunn ]

Hey. Tori. I need some high flying.

[ James Rogers ]

Hey.

I take back all the fucking shit I just said about random gifts.

[Robins]

Hey, Dick. I've got our dog.

[Cassies and Robins]

Don't mind the German Shepherd. He's all bark and no bite.

Okay, he's a lot of bite, but if he's barking, it means he's not going to bite you yet, so you've got a chance.

His name's Ace. Soon as he realizes you're our people, he'll decide you're his people, too.

Are you sure you want her back, whoever this is meant for?

( cut for pic )

So...what the fuckare people supposed to do for fun [...]around here anyway?

[ Clint Barton (MCU) ]

[...] Sorry about showing up drunk the other night...but...

Would it be cool if we had dinner sometime [...]if you want?

[ Clint Barton (616) ]

[...]Did you watch your movie yet?

[ James ]

[...]Done being an asshole yet? Do you want to come toHey.

Um. Something showed up in my apartment today. It's like this black body armor stuff with a cape and a hood that has cat ears or something? And it's too big for me

[Filtered to Jason, Dick, Tim, and Cassie Sandsmark]

I got a job. I'm starting tomorrow as Peter's intern.

[Peter Quill]

Were you serious about me taking that intern job?

Since it appears there is no way to answer or reverse what is happening here, Peter suggests getting to know you all Star Lord says we should all just try to get along, though I do not understand where we are supposed to get along to if we are stuck here it seems we are going to have to make the most of the situation we are in. To those of you who went to Terra I have many questions for you, you call it Earth, may any ill effects you are feeling from the trip pass quickly. To the rest of you, do not cause trouble.

And to whoever has taken it upon themselves to set up a training area, your design is poor unless you are seeking to train novices. If there are those among you who are looking for training, I would offer but you are likely not a challenge I offer something more skilled. However, if you are not yet certain of your aptitude, I suggest you find a teacher more suited to your skill level. Otherwise you will just get hurt and that is something it would be better to avoid.

Various and sundry Wayne family associates, we're doing dinner as soon as I can get an order in for real food from Earth. You have any requests, make them known. Yes, I will feed you junk food. No, I will not let you skip the vegetables. Alfred sees all. Alfred knows all. And I don't want to deal with his disappointed stare if he finds out I've been letting you all survive on space pizza. This is not altruism. This is me avoiding the wrath of our butler.

[Robins]

Don't ask where I'm getting the money, but we're building a Cave. Or whatever the substitute around here is. My safehouse won't survive three Robins and a demigod.

I lost Tuesday. Possibly Wednesday too.

[Filtered to Dick and Jason]
Messing with my coffee. Not cool.

"Stay in bed, Jason. You need rest, Jason. Lie down before I make you lie down, Jason."

I've had worse, okay? 'tis but a scratch. The Red Hood Black Knight always triumphs.

[Jason]

Are you sure you're not dying?

[Cassie Sullivan]

We brought Jason back to Knowhere. When Tim and I found him he was passed out, looks like he may have picked up a virus or something. He's in medical here, they're keeping him in under observation. But tomorrow you can go and visit.

I know he'd want to see you.

I'm bored. Anyone up for a little exploring?

I'm looking for volunteers who would be willing to come in and let me do a couple of tests. Nothing terribly invasive, but I'm afraid it will be timely. I don't have much in the way of compensation, but I can offer a free doctor's visit and free meds, a little bit of cash... er credits. I would be taking blood samples, DNA samples, have you fill out a short questionnaire and then sit for an interview about the universe you come from. Any information collected would be for my own personal research and use. It would not be shared with anyone else and would be kept completely private.

Right. Uh. Let me know if you're interested in the comments and I can get you set up.