Knowhere IC

So there'd be nobody's belówt on Mars. No domes? Instead we're stuck on this kaka felota I'd be down to visit.

[GWEN]

How do you feel about a date, gufovedi? On an alien planet other than Earth?

[CLINT BARTON (BOTH)]

Found a photo album. Girl with pigtail braids. Little kid in plaid, bowl-cut. A baby. Blue onesie. Says Nathaniel Pietro Barton on it?

I'm looking for volunteers who would be willing to come in and let me do a couple of tests. Nothing terribly invasive, but I'm afraid it will be timely. I don't have much in the way of compensation, but I can offer a free doctor's visit and free meds, a little bit of cash... er credits. I would be taking blood samples, DNA samples, have you fill out a short questionnaire and then sit for an interview about the universe you come from. Any information collected would be for my own personal research and use. It would not be shared with anyone else and would be kept completely private.

Right. Uh. Let me know if you're interested in the comments and I can get you set up.

Star Wars. Talk about ancient. Sorry, I'm a new kid on the block, and I'm a little confused.

Everybody here's from different worlds. And have different skill sets.

But the large majority of us are still human?

What?

I just need to know one thing for now. Has anyone here heard of the Intergalactic Commonwealth? I know my geography, but it wouldn't be unheard of to stumble across a spot that's not on the charts. Or for this to be a scheme cooked up by one of the royal houses.

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