Knowhere IC

So we've got this barn raising coming up. I'm thinking this would be a good excuse to grill. I know the actual get together is still a few days out at least, but we should start planning in case we need to run to Earth for some groceries. So far, I've got steak, corn, hamburger, hot dogs, chips, tomatoes, cheese, pickles, and condiments on the list. Definitely beer and soda. Maybe lemonade. Any other ideas?

I've been ordered to introduce myself.

I'm First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye.

[...]

Hello.

I guess this is where I should introduce myself. I'm Riza Hawkeye.. just Hawkeye is fine. I've just arrived, along with my dog, Black Hayate. We're.. going to take some time to get used to our new surroundings.

If anyone knows their way around, perhaps I could trouble you for a tour and a run-down of the threats place.

So, hello.

I guess that's it.

Well, this has been a busy few weeks. The new passports are working out great. New colleagues too. Not to get too Leslie Knope on you guys, but I feel like we need to socialise outside of the office. Anyone want to grab a coffee or beer sometime?

[...] Beyond work and sleep what exactly is there to do here? That can't be all there is.

[Mustang]
Apparently I'm moving.

[Castiel]

[...]Thanks.

It'd be a good time to be a therapist right now. After this week of hell for everyone they'd be making all kinds of money setting everyone to rights. Clearly I chose the wrong career path.

(OOC: Backdated to the 21st)


You know, I think, even with this current little predicament, I would do pretty well with my Legal practice and I'm pretty pleased with that. Still, I can't argue that this place is every kind of strange.


[ Tony Stark {MCU!AU} ]

So. You've been uncharacteristically quiet. I've heard reports of being being birds and even dolls, please tell me this hasn't happened to you.

[ Natasha {MCU} ]

So. Dinner was nice?

My best friend's wife is about to push a baby out of her uterus and you lot go and kidnap me before I can get him drunk one last time. I'll have you know you've condemned him to a horrible life.


I need a mechanic.... an auto repair.. person. Whatever you lot call it.

(OOC: Backdated to the 20th.)

You know, some days I just want to put my feet up and relax.

[ Sharon Carter {616!AU} ]

I'm thinking of taking a sick-day, maybe play hooky. I think something is wrong but I still kind of think it'd be fun to just sneak off for a day, you in?

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but my husband has turned into a bird.

Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow.

Never invite me to Asgard. Ever.

Ow.

My namesake just showed up in a blue onesie. Heard crying and went out to see what all the commotion was and I got mowed down by two other small humans screaming "Aunt Nat!!" at me. A breastfeeding Laura is here too. I wasn't sure I'd ever see this many Bartons all in one place again, but we're still missing one.

They didn't show up on Morag, but in the apartment. I'm guessing this has something to do with all the craziness going on around here? Let's hope they stick around.

[Private to Matt Murdock]
You've got some explaining to do.

Anyone feel like going a few rounds at sparring? Need to get some range of motion back so I don't feel as old as Cap. Be nice to be able to get a decent draw on the bow again, too.

I wonder if there's anything in this medical room to make wings? Something not important. Something that won't be missed materials wise.

...Most of it looks important. Fine. No wings.

Can I at least get a book or ten in here? Am I being court-martialed or what?

What year is it though?

Who: Clint (MCU) & Francis Barton
What: Talking and bonding.
Where: Starting at the hovel, moving to a high vantage.
When: Backdated to the begnning of June, Prior to his run-in with Torunn
Rating: Assume medium to high for feelings and issues
Status: Log, complete

( Sometimes you needed things more than you knew. )

if everthing could stop being so blurry that'd be great.

...where's my brother?

Well, now that it seems like we're actually getting a stretch of quiet and I don't have to continually hide from aliens or fetch coffee for the people who can actually do something about it...

I've come to the conclusion that this place has absolutely no use for someone with my education and professional expertise. It seems the Law up here is a sort of loose and relative term, and one that not many people are all that fond of if what I've been able to overhear is any indication. So. That said, I thought this might be the best way to put some feelers out to the community to see what sort of things people need the most help with. Do keep in mind that, well, I'm blind. So if it involves me needing to be able to see or read anything -- Though I am really good with feelers by the way -- I'm probably not going to be your best bet.

Money's getting tight and this lawyer stuck in space needs to eat. Besides, I tried offering to be a dancer at Starlins, even told them I'd bring my own pole, but no one seemed to appreciate the joke.

Over a week with no real action. This is the sort of vacation I was looking for, but why do I get the feeling it's not going to last?

I haven't seen one person post about acting like an obnoxious American today. Do you know that? Fine. I'll drag myself out of bed and make some burgers. I need sous chefs to handle the coleslaw, corn, and pie.

We can skip the fireworks, thanks. Had enough of those for a while.

[ooc: I have been told Steve is grabbing Fourth of July celebration items, so anyone who'd know that, feel free to clue Clint in. We'll just say he's been resting and preoccupied with Francis and being a dad.]

Hello Knowhere! Hi. Is this thing on?

Pleasure to meet you all. It's a lovely place you guys have here, is this the culmination of everyone's 'mind palace'? My what big eyes it's got.

Anyway, hi, I'm Spider-Man. I've been to space plenty, never lived here though... it's kind of like Star Trek meets Punisher's wet dream.

I like short walks on the beach, I've never read the first two Harry Potter books, I just watched the movies to catch up, I call it soda, and the dress was blue.

I think that answers all the important questions. Now, where are the Borg?