Knowhere IC

I'm not usually one for social media, but I hear this is where one goes to meet the locals and I'm told secluding oneself to nothing but outrageously good sex isn't good for you. I beg to differ, but I'm a pleaser so here I am. Elektra Natchios. I'd say it's nice to meet you, but I imagine I don't really care one way or another.

I feel like I've been a horrible (kinda) friend lately. Also, I feel like there is a disturbance in the force something off in our circle.

Barry, Kara, Caitlin... are you still here? Is everything going alright? I do care, I'm sorry for being so quiet.

So how does one go about getting an apartment here?

So was that where all the dust bunnies went after we cleaned them, or where all the dust bunnies went if we DIDN'T clean them? I'm trying to understand the moral of the story here. I swear, it's almost as if not every story has some moral lesson behind it. Huh.

Anywho. I'm glad everyone's safe, and I got to punch dust bunnies in the face, which is actually a thing I thought I'd never check off on my list of 'weird things Spider-Man's done this week'. But I did. It was kind of nice being Spidey again.

Also, Cosmo, if you have anymore little dimensions on you could you let the rest of us know now? I think I'm still suffering the caffeine shakes from all that coffee.

The longer I'm here, the longer I wonder why I brought the suit with me. It's not like I brought my bow or quiver with me.

Random thoughts. Did I miss anything in the past few weeks?

There appears to be some sort of festival under construction. That likely suggests encouraging things about the local infrastructure.

Hey Knowhere,

What have you all been up to, since you got here?

Me? I been here for 24 hours and I've already been shot, introduced to a couple of giants, and drugged up.

Nice way to show me the ropes of this place. And here I thought I was on vacation. I'm pretty sure vacation doesn't include bullet wounds though. Correct me if I'm wrong.

You all are fucking cute.

Knowhere? Really?

I was just in Unalaska, Alaska. Some things just shouldn't happen and that level of oxymoronic naming is sad.

Can I go home now?

So, anything interesting happening?

I'm tired of missing Iris
and Cisco
and space is
Just one little distraction would be great

I wish Laurel were alivehere.

Is it awkward I want to scratch our host behind the ears and call him a good boy? Yes? No?

I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I'm starting to realize there's an awful lot of used up and discarded soldiers here.. I don't know about the rest of you, but settling into civilian life isn't the easiest thing for me. Thankfully I've been fortunate enough to make some pretty good friends here, also fellow soldiers, but I know that's not the case for everyone.

So for any of you out there who are feeling a little lost without your team mates, crew members, brothers-in-arms, superiors or your troops.. you should know you aren't alone. There's more of us here and most of us are relatively nice. Well, as nice as war-torn veterans can be. So you don't have to be alone, if you don't want to be.

I'm York. Agent New York, UNSC Spartan Program, Project Freelancer.

Bruce is, uh ... He's gone. He left, I mean. Alfred too. In case anyone wants to know. I went looking, and they're not here.

Sorry. About the other day. Gonna need some time to clear my head.

Oi. What's a mutant?

I haven't seen Jason all day.

Has anyone?

Space isn't so bad, it's away from bullies.

So that was fun. Anyone have any idea why we were suddenly in Pee Wee's Giant Space Playhouse?

I swear, I haven't seen that many confused children since that day when they accidentally played an adult film instead of Moana.

That was something, but I'm so glad to be looking the right age again. Is everyone else back to normal or is this issue of whatever is going on still happening?

Barry, where are you? And are you back to normal yet?

Frickin' damn it! Warn a guy! Who the hell let me get this drunk?!

[Bat Family]

Happy Birthday, Baby Bird.

... now any clue why I woke up naked in bed with a hot chick I don't know?

[ooc: Forward dated to the 19th.]

Just so we're all on the same page here, this is all crazy, right? Like crazier than all of us being from different universes, but ending up on this space head together crazy.