Knowhere IC

The movies lied to us.

I think that's what pisses me off the most. You go in and pay a couple bucks just to watch how stupid we can be. Good job, humanity, you're doing wonders for yourself.

Dr. Watson gave me this tablet
He said
I haven't talked to anyone in
He said not to freak you all out. Don't cause panic because you've just gone through one emergency



Am I dead? I bet everyone asks that. But who cares, because I'm asking

Uh, how do we make the space head cold? Like, where's the damn switch?

Because we slow down when it's cold and I almost froze my toes off, and most animals do, I think? Right? I ain't like educated Can we try it with the fluffy cute tribbles?

Tribbles have managed to cause multiple power outages in the Med Bay. (There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.) Are there any generators around or someone willing to head to Earth and pick one up for us? We should probably have a couple generators here in case of emergency anyway.

I feel like I've been a horrible (kinda) friend lately. Also, I feel like there is a disturbance in the force something off in our circle.

Barry, Kara, Caitlin... are you still here? Is everything going alright? I do care, I'm sorry for being so quiet.

Okay, so now that the pilot episode of 'Welcome to your new life in Space', where I got to meet the cool dog and maybe freak out a little bit is out of the way...

Hi everybody!

My name's May Parker, but my friends call me Mayday, and this is my first time in Space. Which I've been told is kind of the normal here? Anyway. This is kind of weird, but also pretty cool I think. I mean, how many people get to be suddenly whisked away to an alien planet and then get to come to a place like this? Uhm. Other stuff about me: New York is pretty much the best place in the world, I'm a big fan of science, biology and chemistry mostly, and I like to keep my medical skills sharp just because when are those not useful? I bury my nose in books a lot but uh, see again about the first time in space, so I'll be doing a fair bit of exploring.

So...Space. Long time watcher, first time visitor. What's your advice Knowhere?

Alright people, it's poker night. You all know how this works by now I'd assume but, if you're one of the new arrivals we've picked up, here's the long and short. My name is Adeleis Shepard and once upon a time I beat Rocket for the right to run the card games. We play cards weekly for units. Sometimes for good causes sometimes because we just like to play cards. Cheating and powers don't fly unless we've set up a special game ahead of time and, well, the general idea is to get drunk and have fun. If you're interested, go ahead and let me know and I'll make sure there's room for you at the table.

Secondarily. I know I've worked with some of you regarding pilot training and the RIV. I'd like to keep that up of course, but also my own ship has shown up. Unfortunately, she's shown up sans her crew save for a very helpful computer. That being said, as I have every intention of making sure the ship stays in good, working order (since he knows what we might need it for next), she's going to need people who know how to work Engineering, mechanics, computer systems...all things to some degree outside my pay grade and not at all what I'm about to foist on my lovely friends here just so we can gallivant around the galaxy or shoot things that maybe try and invade our home here. If you think you've got the qualifications and you're interested, let me know. We'll set up a walk through of the ship. If it seems like it'll work out, I've got the majority of the technical information (even if I don't understand some of it) available for you to look at. I can offer pilot training there as well, but don't expect the ship to be very nice to you. She was pretty partial to the last guy who sat in that chair.

Lastly, for the Technical and Medical People. As the Normandy has arrived and, near as I can tell, everything's up and running properly, I've got some services I'd like to open up to you. The ship, at least where I'm from, was pretty state of the art in all its bells and whistles. This, as it was originally designed to be a stealth, combat, and research vessel, includes a very well stocked Lab and Med-Bay, complete with a Medi-Gel dispenser (which I'm hoping maybe we can reverse engineer because it would save you guys lot of time and trouble) as well as a Dermal Regenerative Unit, kind of like the Cradle as I understand it, but only a little slower. I'm not sure how easy it would be to get these things out of here, but I do want you to know they're available to work with if you'd like to come look at them.

[ Cosmo, The Guardians, Bobbi Morse, and Other trainers at The Hovel ]

The Normandy did also come with a, surprisingly, well stocked armory. She must have come from right after II've gone ahead and had the ship lock it down for now, but I would be more than happy to open it up if you wanted to add some pieces to the local arms and armor we've got present. Most of the stuff is pretty standard fare in terms of firearms. There's a few more oddball tech pieces in here, and a few things that the general populace has absolutely zero need to get their hands on. If you'd like to come take a look, or have any questions or concerns about any of this, please don't hesitate to let me know.

[ End Filter ]

Shepard, Out.

It occurred to me about an hour ago that all I've had to eat today was space gummy worms.

I am starving and can't leave the med bay for another six hours.

So, your friendly, space-head medic is now asking sweetly, someone please bring him something to eat that isn't from the mess?

I'm not even that picky. Anything that isn't candy is perfect.

Pretty please with space gummy worms on top?

So, anything interesting happening?

I'm tired of missing Iris
and Cisco
and space is
Just one little distraction would be great

Aaaaaaaaaand back to one heart. I'll just ... take myself back to medical, I suppose.

[...]

That was special apparently.. I..don't really remember much, but Thea filled me in.

Thanks for looking after little me. I'm sorry if I was in the way.

... How long was I gone?

Caitlin! I'm pretty sure I don't have what you have and it's great.

That was something, but I'm so glad to be looking the right age again. Is everyone else back to normal or is this issue of whatever is going on still happening?

Barry, where are you? And are you back to normal yet?

mom? umm... I think I got distracted and lost again but I'm not sure this ones my fault? Where's Central City?

I could have sworn I left my watch on my night stand last night, but today it's missing? Has anyone seen it? It's Gold with a dark leather band? I don't have much, I've already turned the entire studio upside down. It's gone.

It's one of the few things I have from home.

Thankfully, Zoe isn't here or she'd be trying to figure out how she could make the dog her new best friend.

I'm Elisabeth Shannon, and I never in a million years thought I'd be in a situation like this.

That went a little bit better than last time, I think. Unless I'm forgetting about something terrible the other guy did?

The beds in Med Bay are full and we're understaffed. If you come in to visit a loved one, stay out of the way or help out. Any one of us can give you manageable tasks that will be a huge load off our shoulders.

I need a Coke, 12 vicodin, a very pretty woman with soft hands, and a long vacation after that.

Compensation for dealing with the trauma of my new nightmares is also requested.


So what happened with everyone else?

Alright people, it's been four days of hard fighting. I want to say we're doing well, but reports coming in from the ground say it's not looking good at all. I've put together a plan with the help of some of the people up here, something we think is at least going to give a shot at turning the tide of this battle in our favor. I know it's asking a lot, I know a lot of you up here and down there are exhausted and tired, I know we've got injured and sick, and if I didn't feel like we had no other choice but to do something drastic here, I wouldn't put this idea forward at all. We've all see what the Reapers can do now, what their plan is. They're harvesting people, they're wiping out this planet to try and make more of themselves and they're not going to stop. They're going to do this to more and more planets if we don't draw our line in the sand right here.

Which is why we're going to be taking a TARDIS inside a Reaper and blow that sonofabitch up from the inside out.

I can't say it's a safe plan. In fact, I can pretty much say that it's going to be the opposite of a safe plan, which is why I'm asking for volunteers to join me on a strike team. Combat experience is essential on this one people -- and I want to be real up front that we never tried anything like this before, not even when we were desperate back home. I can only imagine the things we're going to have to see and do in there so I want you all to think long and hard before you sign yourself up.

And does anybody have any idea who that giant ball of pyrotechnics was down there? Pairs nicely with my biotics and, in close quarters, I'm thinking he'd be a real pain in the ass for the Reapers to handle.

[ Rocket Racoon ]

You know, for a pain in my ass, you're a damn good card player and I'm going to owe you one when this is over and, speaking of when this is over, drinks are on me.

[ Jyn Erso ]

You be careful up there tomorrow okay?

The docs here... nice hands. Gentle. Unlike Sammy.

I think they pulled a tank out of my leg.

Battle scars. Still sexy, right?

[Private Comm to Caitlin Snow]

I know you're probably very busy with people getting injured, but I was hoping I could ask for a small favor that I promise won't take up much of your time. I'd ask one of the others; however, they are either hurt or on the field, which is why I'm hoping you could maybe do it?