Knowhere IC

Right, so. A telepathic dog is a new one even to me.

Not precisely how I intended to spend my vacation, but I suppose there are worse destinations. My name is Diana Prince. I understand that a number of the current guests have been in this place for some time now. Perhaps you might be kind enough to offer some guidance on how best to proceed?

[Torunn, Caitlin, Kara]

Hey, impromptu sleepover at my place tonight. You guys in?

secure message to: Caitlin Snow, Cassie Sandsmark, Dick Grayson, Kara Danvers, Jason Todd, Tim Drake-Wayne
message from: Barry Allen
subject: meeting

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I guess I won't be spending my evening the way I had been planning because this was definitely not on the agenda.

Hey, I'm Kara Zor-El or Kara Danvers and this is....well I haven't quite decided what this is, but I'll figure it out at some point.

Not even a hangover. Actually starting to forget what getting drunk feels like. But at least it was a relaxing night, thanks for the sanity Shep. Forgot what that felt like.

[Dick]
I wanted to ask you how that Justice League thing works? Like...how'd it get started?

[Francis NA!Canon]
Feeling any better?

[Jyn and Sara]
Hey, so I've been the one crashing on your couch a bit. Figured I should officially say hi? I generally try to be out of your way by the time you guys are up but hey. I'm Barry Allen.

[Caitlin]
This planet has karaoke you know.

I haven't seen Cassie at work today.

Does anyone know if she's sick or do people go back to their own worlds at random here?

Back from my impromptu visit to Ba-Banis. 0 out of 5 stars. Do not recommend.

Room service was atrocious, or rather, non-existent. Room itself was cramped and had no comforts at all. Company was great, though. And the floor show upon leaving - fantastic.

My thanks to those of you who put together the rescue effort. I promise you, more details will be coming as soon as I've debriefed Cosmo and the Guardians about what our next step is.

[ Guardians and Cosmo ]

I'm inbound to HQ now. I've got information information that I can draw up plans and layouts and, assuming the Troyjans and Ba-Bani are using similar designs for their holding cells, I should be able to provide you with enough tactical intelligence as to where the remaining people are being held. I didn't get names, or numbers, so I'm hoping you've been able to put together a list of the missing besides myself and Rose Tyler.

Secondarily, they're not too interested in causing harm, but I know we're operating on a rapidly closing window of time here. I'll be frank, if you need hands to spearhead the rescue effort, I will lend my skills and shield to it as best I can. If you can find anyone else more qualified with the intelligence I'm providing, I'd prefer it. Between fighting with the Hulk and our captors, I'd frankly like at least a day to rest.

[ Alucard ]

Once our people are secure, you've got to come up with a way for me to thank you.

[ Rose Tyler ]

How're you holding up Rose? Promised you you'd get that chance to yell at me.

[ Sharon Carter {616!AU} ]

Please tell me there's whiskey left?

Thanks to the information provided by Rose (you are amazing, by the way!), I've come up with a plan to rescue Steve at least, and maybe find out where the others are being kept.

If you want in, come to the Observatory ASAP.

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Info from Plot Post:

JUNE 9 - [CASSANDRA SANDSMARK] comes up with a brilliant plan to rescue [STEVE ROGERS, ROSE TYLER, TIM DRAKE & ORORO MUNROE]. They have just enough passports to send three people with an extra passport to where they are being held. The only problem is they don't know exactly where [TIM DRAKE & ORORO MUNROE] are being held on Ba-Bani. They decide to rescue [STEVE ROGERS] and see if he has any additional information that will help. [ALUCARD] volunteers for the job, is given a passport plus one more for [STEVE ROGERS] and disappears. [ALUCARD] reappears in the Troyjan cell where [STEVE ROGERS] is being held and quickly hands him a passport. They both get the fuck out of there. Back on Knowhere [STEVE ROGERS] reveals where he thinks the Ba-Bani are keeping their prisoners according to what he's heard. A new mission starts to formulate to save [TIM DRAKE & ORORO MUNROE]

The good news: if you lost one Steve Rogers, he's alive and still too good for his own damn good. My passport's got his coordinates.

The bad news: I know that others were taken, but Steve and I were the only ones in the Troyjans' cells.

The Troyjans' master plan seems to be to lure the Guardians in with the hostages; home field advantage and all that. You're on your own with the Ba-Bani.

Now that the battle has concluded, I would like to take time to praise those of you who aided in the defense of this station. I will see your fallen given proper honors and praise their names. May it serve as comfort during this time and I will lend both my sword and shield to the return of your taken comrades if you should find yourself in need.

Until such time I welcome you all to join me, Lady Sif of Asgard, at this Starlins -- as I understand this is your feasting hall of sorts? -- where will will toast to your fallen, to the honor and valor which you all fought.

Certainly all are welcome as none who fight shall ever be turned away from a revelry after, but I should particularly like to invite those of you wielding the strange blades of colored light, the red haired woman with the long jacket, the woman with the strange armor who was throwing magics through the air and her companions.

And the one known as Torunn. Your presence is expressly requested.

[Comms Post]

It's been a while since I had a good fight with alien spaceships.

Who needs backup and where?

In an effort to pass time and keep more of you alivekeep my own skills sharp. I would like to offer my services, when I am not assisting the Guardians, at The Palace. To those of you seeking instruction, approach me directly and we will see what we might do to increase your own skill.

[ Torunn Thorsdottir ]

I would, in particular, be interested in testing you, provided you are willing.

I finally feel a little less like death warmed over. Who knew I could look forward to sleeping on a couch. It's usually not the greatest thing ever, but this couch may be the greatest couch.

I wasn't intending to be such a downer.

[Shepard]
Thank you. Seriously. I'd nearly forgotten what sleeping through a night was like.

[Robins]

Hey, Dick. I've got our dog.

[Cassies and Robins]

Don't mind the German Shepherd. He's all bark and no bite.

Okay, he's a lot of bite, but if he's barking, it means he's not going to bite you yet, so you've got a chance.

His name's Ace. Soon as he realizes you're our people, he'll decide you're his people, too.

Anyone missing a "The more people I meet the more I love my dog" tee shirt? It's green. I've never had a dog, it's not mine. It's on my bed in the barracks if you want to go get it. I'll be at the Med Bay.

Why would you even separate me from McDonald's? I was at camp all year and I can only eat that many marshmallows and my personal chauffeur drives too fast for me to eat my fries in peace and I just placed the order and my boyfriend is not even here. I think I deserved to eat some McDonald's fries in peace, because college is happening. Was happening. And I was surrounded by burly men in cowboy boots and hats and guitars.

And I haven't even heard a prophecy about this space head but are you sure it's not a Titan because I do think that some of them can get this big if they decompose. Still prefer their asses to be in Tartarus, but hey. Space. Do I need a space suit? Will this be like Alien or is it like Firefly or the Mythomagic in space expansion? DO YOU HAVE WONDER WOMAN BECAUSE DEMIGODS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER.

What needs fighting? Seriously.

An Invisible something. Feels dick-shaped.

If it's yours, I suggest you get it the fuck out of here before I paint it the rainbow flag. It's in my fucking way.

Various and sundry Wayne family associates, we're doing dinner as soon as I can get an order in for real food from Earth. You have any requests, make them known. Yes, I will feed you junk food. No, I will not let you skip the vegetables. Alfred sees all. Alfred knows all. And I don't want to deal with his disappointed stare if he finds out I've been letting you all survive on space pizza. This is not altruism. This is me avoiding the wrath of our butler.

[Robins]

Don't ask where I'm getting the money, but we're building a Cave. Or whatever the substitute around here is. My safehouse won't survive three Robins and a demigod.