Hey, so like, am I supposed to find like... a guardian? Is that the next part of this test? It's getting old. Should I put up wanted ads? Kind of like Mary Poppins except for someone to live with instead of a nanny?
I'll make one up.
Won't sing though.
Or should I just have the military putting me in touch with Shakira. Actually, that's probably not the worst idea. The normal number isn't working. Does anyone have the phone number for Shakira?