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Max Russo ([info]bagofdeadthings) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2017-10-21 13:21:00

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Entry tags:cloud strife, leia organa (legends), max russo, raven darkholme / mystique (616)

Hey, so like, am I supposed to find like... a guardian? Is that the next part of this test? It's getting old. Should I put up wanted ads? Kind of like Mary Poppins except for someone to live with instead of a nanny?

I'll make one up.

Won't sing though.

Or should I just have the military putting me in touch with Shakira. Actually, that's probably not the worst idea. The normal number isn't working. Does anyone have the phone number for Shakira?


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[info]fragmentsofyou
2017-10-21 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Shakira?

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-21 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Pop star.

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[info]fragmentsofyou
2017-10-21 06:03 pm UTC (link)
You want to be adopted by a pop star.

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-21 06:07 pm UTC (link)
No. I don't want to be adopted by anyone. But since my parents aren't here I got to find somewhere to live?

And google tells me Shakira is here. So got to get in touch. And make him tell me if this is real.

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[info]fragmentsofyou
2017-10-21 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Tifa probably wouldn't mind if you stayed with us for a little while.

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-21 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Maybe. There's a lot of discussion points to be had with perspective roommates.

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[info]fragmentsofyou
2017-10-22 02:40 am UTC (link)
Well, we do have two kids with us already.

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Define kids.

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[info]fragmentsofyou
2017-10-22 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Small human beings. In this case seven and ten.

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 06:12 pm UTC (link)
That sounds like a full time commitment.

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[info]fragmentsofyou
2017-10-22 06:21 pm UTC (link)
I'm not offering anything more than a safe place to stay until you figure out what you want to do. It's your choice whether you take it or not.

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 06:43 pm UTC (link)
[...] Maybe.

What's your name, bro?

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[info]fragmentsofyou
2017-10-22 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Cloud. Yours?

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Max.

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[info]higherbeing
2017-10-22 05:57 am UTC (link)
A guardian, you say? I may be able to help you with that. Provided you're honest with me.

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Uh huh. And who are you?

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[info]higherbeing
2017-10-30 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Raven. And you?

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-11-09 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Pretty name.

Honest about you with what?

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[info]higherbeing
2017-11-09 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. I still don't have your name, though.

About who you are. After all, we get very few plain old humans around here, and I don't see you as being one of the few.

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-11-09 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Oh, right! Max!

Well. See. About that [...] there's this thing. And if I don't play along there is like, huge consequences, and stuff. So [...] I won't not deny things but can't exactly say stuff out loud, you dig?

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[info]higherbeing
2017-11-10 12:18 am UTC (link)
Sounds ominous, Max.

How about this: Are you completely human?

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-11-10 12:32 am UTC (link)
Can't risk breaking the rules. I don't want to be the one they blame.

Me? 'Course. "Everyone" is completely human.

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[info]higherbeing
2017-11-24 06:39 am UTC (link)
That seems like an awful way to live. What if I said I could help protect you from this 'they'? I'd need a few details, of course, but you'll find I can be very persuasive.

Really? Odd. I'm certainly not.

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[info]worshipfullness
2017-10-22 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Yes, anyone underage has a guardian, I believe. Do you know anyone here at all?

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Your...

Your...

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[info]worshipfullness
2017-10-22 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Yes?

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Will you sign my action figure?

Hi.

Um, right, you asked a question. No. No, not really. I mean I kind of recognize people but I also think that is part of Crumb's test something else.

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[info]worshipfullness
2017-10-22 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Hello. I'm Leia.

Well, it might make more sense if you're told that a lot of people around here are from various universes where in other universes are featured in books or films or something similar.

But no one from your home is here? No parent?

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yes, I know. Is that weird? I don't mean it to be weird. I'm Max.

I was told that. And I'm sticking to my "I don't believe you" statement. Get whoever is watching all confused, you know?? They won't know what I actually think!

No. It's probably part of the test.

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[info]worshipfullness
2017-10-22 06:36 pm UTC (link)
No, I've been here long enough that it isn't weird anymore. Nice to meet you, Max.

What kind of test do you think this is?

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 06:42 pm UTC (link)
How long?

That's probably not something I'm supposed to go into.

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[info]worshipfullness
2017-10-22 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Since January, I suppose.

All right.

Well, if you need a place to stay, please let me know.

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[info]bagofdeadthings
2017-10-22 09:32 pm UTC (link)
I'm looking.

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[info]worshipfullness
2017-10-22 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Very good. Know the offer's open.

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