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Okay so I woke up this morning,
and my brain gave out a warning.
Bad poetry's not how I talk,
I much prefer the catwalk.
Someone take off this spell,
I feel like I'm in hell!

The only thing that makes it harder to watch a movie than people throwing tomatoes at the screen: the characters stopping the movie to throw them back.

WHO: Ben Reilly & Peter Parker (94)
WHEN: Before the weekend started
WHERE: Parker house!
WHAT: Ben breaks Peter's brain a little. Twice.
WARNINGS: Teenager doofs

( Man, you have no idea. )

There are giant mosquitos and I need someone to assist me.

I have one vital question.

Where's Batman in all of this? If you ask me, we've been cheated.

( Gif under cut. )

( She was trying to be calm. )

AMERICA CHAVEZ, cc KEYLETH

How much for a portal for two to Kerala, India?

Dates and times are fairly flexible. And we won't need a return trip.

[Moms]

I'm giving in my two weeks notice.

[Filtered to X-men + friends / business associates]

So I'm finally delighted with the reno we've been doing on the the first floor since our little dragon-shaped hole last month. So let's have a little housewarming party on Friday to show it off. 6 pm, the Aerie?

Unless you're a cartoon. Or Bobby.

who gamora & peter
what comforting him
where their room
when after spidey showed up
warnings very PG, just guilt, light smoochies, and INFINITY WAR SPOILERS if you dare. also it's heavy with the sads.
status COMPLETED

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filter: Clara Oswald, Baelfire, Marceline, Henry Mills

Hello! Been a spell since we've gone on adventure, hasn't it? Let's remedy that! Haven't got much time from now 'til classes kick off again!

WHO: Anakin Skywalker, Leia Organa (canon)
WHEN: Several weeks ago
WHERE: JJ's or lunch.
WHAT: Anakin and Leia agree to have lunch together, but it's kind of hard when your father was a homicidal maniac who tried to kill you a bunch of times.
TRIGGERS: Talk of Jedi Temple slaughter, Padmé's death, and you know, general Star Wars deaths.

( What do you get when you toss Darth Vader and Princess Leia together in a restaurant? Awkwardness. That's what you get. )