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How do you get rid of a cartoon light bulb over your head? It only shows up from time to time, but it's really damn annoying. People keep asking me what my idea is, and if you know the clientele of Needful Things, then you know how they like to sit and talk at you for hours.

Turning into a lego has made me a master builder

( [not an ic cut] )

This is cool.

I'm heading for Toon Town, does anybody want a lift?

Just to clarify, because it seems like there was some confusion: for the Quidditch teams practice times, that is the only time you will have the pitch reserved JUST for you, but it is NOT the only time available to practice.

The Pit is open from 9 AM to 5 PM Monday through Friday for classes and general use. If a class is in session, you may not have full use of the pitch itself, but you can certainly rent brooms and equipment to practice flying and running drills and formations. And if you've registered for a team, broom and equipment rentals are free. If your team needs to come early or stay late because of scheduling around school and work, just let me know and we'll work with you. Weekend times are also available until the games start on September 8th.

Games will be on Saturdays and Sundays. They will start in the morning, but as you may already know, Quidditch games have no official end time; they end when the Snitch is caught. Games longer than a few hours are rare, and will have breaks. Exceptionally long games may be ended after a certain amount of time at the referee's discretion.

If you've got your team names, captains, and colors chosen already, please let me know immediately* so I can update our records and schedule accordingly. The tentative game schedule can be viewed here for anyone who's interested.

*ooc: i'll be sending out emails about this shortly.

Who: Jessica Jones
When: August 20, late morning
Where: Alias Investigations
What: A grizzled private detective, a plucky toon in trouble, what could go right?
Warnings: None.

( But the cat came back, it wouldn't stay away )

Okay, this can end any day now. I'm really tired of making squeaky noises when I walk sometimes, and trying to put on welder's goggles just for them to fall down. I swear I heard my battledroid laugh at me, and I'm pretty sure I didn't program that in.

On the other hand, I got payback.



[Pretend he's more beat up. He's like 20 years old. But the print itself comes from Kyle's Gallery. Seriously. Go check out his gallery.]

Note to self: I am never ever doing pet surveillance. I will not watch you dog while you're at work because you suspect he is up to no good. And telling you no doesn't make me a shitty detective either.

Seriously, poll guys. How many of you wonder what your pets are up to while you're at work? Lots of us, right? How many people would hire someone to tail their dog? If anyone of you answer that they would, I would like to suggest that you seek some help for your unhealthy obsession with your pet.

All of my clothes shrank. :( I only have my SOLDIER uniform, and it smells like cedar from sitting in storage. I've been sneezing all day.

You all suck for not trying to help me out with the bad poetry thing the other day. I'm mad at all of you. There's nothing you can do to make it up to me. No crocodile tears with save you.

Also, why couldn't we have something to fight instead of Toons everywhere? We could have had MONSTERS UNLEASHED or fish people, but noooooooo. Toons.

THOSE WHO WERE ON TITAN:

I think we should come up with a plan should my father arrive in this domain. If he has the Infinity Stones, we are doomed, but if he does not, we stand a chance.

Breq

Would it be amenable to you and Station if I moved in?

WHO: Margo Hanson, Eliot Waugh I
WHEN: Shortly before the Eliots's birthday party
WHERE: Margo's room in the Cottage
WHAT: Eliot and Margo close a little bit of distance.
TRIGGERS: Talk of drug spiraling, murder, etc

( At least Fen was an obligation. I could pretend that it wasn't because you didn't love me anymore. )

WHO: Leia Organa (Canon), Rey (CL)
WHEN: After this, at the end of July.
WHERE: Leia's apartment.
WHAT: Rey comes over to visit with Leia after they begin to talk about the memory update.
TRIGGERS: Talk of the events of The Last Jedi which will likely include emotional manipulation, fighting Snoke's guards, and more.

( You managed to survive all of them. The Force truly is with you. )