the displaced; ic

( Sent to FNRB addressed to Grumpy )

[FILTERED TO SNOW WHITE]

So, a trickster god told me that I should get in touch with you. And normally that's a hard pass for me, but my brother seems to think the world of that trickster god. I hear you need a nanny? I can do a solid Mrs. Doubtfire impression, but my resume didn't come through the portal.

( FILTERED TO JAMES RHODES, ECHO, RIGGS )

A ship crashing on a planet is a huge deal around here. Back home, that was just yesterday and today and maybe tomorrow. The little green aliens look a whole lot like Nautolans without the head tentacles. Same GIANT eyes.

Now I miss being out among the stars, doing my thing. Just not enough to activate Triple-Zero again.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER:

Look what I got you!

Crash Day Beauty Contest. I know I'm a shoe-in, but can't decide what to wear.

Should I go with classy retro or recognizable fan favorite?

CABLE, OSWIN OSWALD + EDWIN JARVIS:

Cable, Oswin — send items to your homes. If you absolutely need to get something sent to the Bureau, then alert Edwin Jarvis. As reception, he'll be handling incoming mail.

I've got Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in my head. Over and over. "I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me! He's just a poor boy from a poor family." And then random parts from the operatic section. And I've listened to the song ten times in a row now, and it won't get UNSTUCK.

Help?

Or conversely, tell me what's stuck in your head?

SCOTT SUMMERS:

Third week in. How do you think it's coming along? Do we need more supplies? I can order them or go pick them up, whichever.

[ooc: backdated to after this]

[Alice Quinn]

Hi, I'm Cassie Sandsmark. Thalia mentioned that you can fix the side effects of those berries?

I think I should get a pet. But something... not furry. Maybe a gecko or a bearded dragon or a goldfish.

Also last night, I had a dream a little green man took me onto his ship. I blame all these Crash Day things, because I haven't done LSD in well over a year.

[FILTER: Carpe Noctem Staff + Phèdre]

Vex and Kenzi,

May I introduce you to my dear new friend and recent tenant, Miss Phèdre nó Delaunay de Montrève? I believe she has a special skill set you would find most beneficial to your establishment. I will let her speak to her qualifications.

I would also be happy to arrange a meeting in person, whether at the club for your convenience or my home for your comfort.

Yours,
Charlotte

[Filtered to Emma Frost]

So actually

If today is the actual Crash Day, does that mean the celebrations will be over soon?

STEPHEN STRANGE & KELL MARESH

Hello again, Stephen. Kell and I have agreed that, if you are willing to have both of us, we would be willing to learn your type of magic.

WHO: Holland Vosijk & Marina Andrieski
WHAT: Random run-in by the river
WHEN: Today, late afternoon
WHERE: Next to the river
WARNINGS: I don't.... think there are any?

( ... )

Haha so I almost ran someone the fuck over today. How was your day?