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Tweak says, "Meow?"

Teddy Altman (skreeprince) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-11-13 09:43:00

Entry tags:

billy kaplan / demiurge, bucky barnes / winter soldier (616), pinkie pie, teddy altman / hulkling

Okay so ... that's over? Good.

I don't like to lie but having to say everything kind of sucks.

I mostly just stayed in with Billy and he knows everything anyway and there was no one to make faces when we got sappy or morose ... it was mostly the sap though? No one would be that surprised probably.

We should do a game or something. 2 truths and a lie? Stupid truths only, since we all said all the heavy stuff we wish we hadn't.

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	pinkamena_pie 2015-11-13 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	Games, games! I love games! How do you play? (Reply to this) (Thread)

skreeprince
2015-11-13 04:01 pm UTC (link)

OKAY. I sort of failed to say that.

I didn't think anyone would actually do it? People are pretty serious around here lately. For obvious reasons.

But anyway, you say three things, and two of them are lies and one of them isn't, and people can guess which one is the lie.

And it COULD be serious but I vote for nothing serious for at least two weeks. Or a month. A month is good.

Also hi, I'm Teddy.

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	pinkamena_pie 2015-11-13 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	I like playing games. Back home, I would make up games all the time. Though, pin the tail on the pony is my favorite. Oh! That sounds like an interesting game. I'm not really good at lying, but I guess I could try. And I agree, being serious is SOOOOO boring. Hiya Teddy! I'm Pinkie Pie! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skreeprince 2015-11-13 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. Like the pony Pinkie Pie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pinkamena_pie 2015-11-13 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	The one and only! Pinkamena Diane Pie! Wait, do I know you? Have we met before?! I remember everyone I meet. Though, I'm not a pony right now, I was somehow magically turned into a human. I HAVE HANDS!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skreeprince 2015-11-13 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Uh. Reasons. But no, we never met, promise. Oh my god. So it changed you when it brought you? Okay that's new. But hi? Hands are great. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pinkamena_pie
2015-11-13 04:31 pm UTC (link)

Oh well, you must be psychic then! No one else knows I'm a pony, or was a pony. Have you been to Ponyville, then? Maybe Equestria? Oh! Are you one of Zecora's friends from the Everfree Forest?

Do you like cupcakes? I made a lot of cupcakes today.

Yeah, it's kinda weird. I guess they don't want ponies running around. I miss my tail, though. I like having fingers, makes grabbing things SOOOO much easier. At least they didn't take away my cutie mark.

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	skreeprince 2015-11-13 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	No, people have just sort of heard of your world, in my world. Cupcakes are great. Is it easier to bake with hands, too? Maybe ponies were a little too easy for the dinosaurs to spot? Humans might hide a little easier if they get in. Or humanish, not everyone is human who's here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pinkamena_pie
2015-11-13 04:59 pm UTC (link)

Really?! That is so cool! What world are you from?

Sorta. I mean, I've been baking with hooves all my life, so you get used to it, but being able to hold a spoon in your hands and not your mouth make it easier to talk and mix at the same time! But I'm slower on two feet.

Yeeeeeeah, there's that, but it was never a problem with dragons. Have you seen any dinosaurs?

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 05:40 pm UTC (link)

We just sort of call it home and Earth, but I guess it's comic books to some other people here who aren't from where we are. It gets complicated, since there's people who are from other versions of our worlds around.

I'd guess you'd be used to it! I shapeshift, so if I'm something that doesn't have hands, I always end up cheating and change back.

A bunch! They got into the city a while ago, but we got them all out. And I've gone out with the Border Patrol a couple of times, and some of us sort of snuck out to see before that. Which is not recommended because big teeth, but we're dumb like that.

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pinkamena_pie
2015-11-13 06:45 pm UTC (link)

Earth. I'm an Earth Pony! Just means that I can't fly and I can't make magic. I mean, we call our land Earth, too, but we're from the kingdom of Equestria, and there's other kingdom's out there, too. Yakyakistan, Chaosville, Griffonstone, to name a few.

You shapeshift?! That is soooooo cool! Can you turn into anything?! Anything you can imagine? Like, a dinosaur?

Are they BIG? I think I want to see one. Are they big like dragons? Do some of them fly? I have a pet alligator named Gummy, he's sorta like a dinosaur.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 07:26 pm UTC (link)

Right. They don't have the horns like unicorns either, right? There's a lot of cities at home. And planets. And dimensions. And ... stuff. Our world is weird.

Most things! Yeah, I can be a dinosaur, that's usually what I do when I go out with the Patrol.

Some of them are. Some are little, and some are medium-y. The flying ones are big compared to birds, but not compared to the big dinosaurs which are like giant buildings of enormous. Some don't mind people - or ponies probably - that much.

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pinkamena_pie
2015-11-14 02:58 pm UTC (link)

Nope, no horns. Just plain ol' ponies. We have lots of other talents, though. I'm the pony of laughter, so I make people laugh and laugh. I also throw lots of parties, I want to throw a party since I'm here, maybe to get to know everyone. A getting to know everyone party!!!

You can be a dinosaur?! That's SOOOOOOOOO cool! Do you get all big and scary with bitey teeth and claws?

There's some that are friendly?! I would like to meet those ones. I don't think I've seen a dinosaur EVER! Yaks, griffons, dragons, CHECK! Dinosaurs? No check.

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	skreeprince 2015-11-14 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Plain ponies is still pretty great. And everyone could use both parties and laughing around here, so sounds good to me. I can be! I try to not actually have to bite anything because taste. But scary and big is in my wheelhouse, yup. A couple! We have a friend who was here for a bit who rode one of the ones that don't want to eat you for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pinkamena_pie
2015-11-14 04:45 pm UTC (link)

I met a girl earlier who had NEVER been to a party! I need to change that. Maybe that's why I was called here. I mean, my cutie mark didn't shine or anything, but maybe I sleep walked to this place. I do that sometimes.

NEAT!!! You should try to turn into a pony, I wonder what you would look like. I imagine you would have a unicorn, because you have magical abilities to shapeshift.

RODE A DINOSAUR?! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! GOSH! GOSH! That sounds like fun. How can you tell the nice ones from the mean ones?

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skreeprince
2015-11-14 05:13 pm UTC (link)

Maybe? I mean none of us have any clue so it's as good a reason as any. Just make sure she wants to go, since some people are pretty shy about crowds.

~~Funny you should mention that.~~ I think I could be any type, technically, but I wouldn't get magic like they have or anything.

Well if they're eating plants they're probably not going to want to eat you. But there's books that have all the different kinds. I'll find them and show them to you?

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pinkamena_pie
2015-11-14 07:12 pm UTC (link)

She said she wanted to help and would like to go to a party, so I think that means yes? I would never force someone to do something they didn't want to do! OH!!! Do you wanna help? Or come to the party? Do you know somewhere I can hold it? OH! I can hold it here, at the bakery!

Hmmm.... that still sounds like fun. If I could be anything I would be.... a pony.

Yes yes yes, please! I would like that. Have you seen any of my friends here?

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skreeprince
2015-11-14 11:35 pm UTC (link)

It probably does! And sure, I'll help, and come. Billy will too. The bakery sounds good, but if not we could probably ask around and find a spot.

Mostly I like being me best too, but it's pretty cool to be able to change when I need to, or just for fun once in a while.

Okay, just drop me your room number and I'll bring it by later. And sorry, I haven't. But new people show up all the time, so you never know.

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	ex_demiurge357 2015-11-13 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	It's nice to meet you, Pinkie Pie. I'm Billy. Teddy and I have heard all about you. How are you adjusting to the human thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pinkamena_pie 2015-11-14 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	Hiya Billy! Oh gosh! All about me?! Am I famous here?! Like, more famous than Princess Twilight Sparkle?! That's CRAZY!!!! It's a slow adjustment, I spill cake batter this morning all over gummy. I don't think he mind. Hands are NEAT though! I can type things. Like right now. Type. Type. Type. Type. Type. Type. Type. Type. Types. Type. Type. (Reply to this) (Parent)

ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 07:20 pm UTC (link)

I'm never going to complain about spending a bunch of time with you. Especially when it's mostly sappy.

Two truths and a lie, huh?

This is hard, since you know everything about me. Let's see. I'm madly in love with Teddy Altman. I have a the most handsome boyfriend in the multiverse. And...I think your face is stupid.

billy | teddy.

How much are you geeking out right now?

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	skreeprince 2015-11-13 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	It could be argued that we're usually sappy. But I'm not complaining either. The first one is the lie, isn't it? I knew it. You've been stringing me along all this time. [Billy \| Teddy] I am talking to a magic pony. PONY. BILLY. SINGING SPARKLE PONY. Oh god what if she sings? Now I'm going to be so bummed if there isn't a cupcake song. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 07:35 pm UTC (link)

We're totally sappy. But we're awesome at it.

Nope. Sorry. You're wrong. I'm stupid gross in love with you. Deal with it.

billy | teddy.

I noticed.

She seems really nice. And she could probably use some friends.

I'm sure there will be a cupcake song. But we can make some cupcakes if you want, to give her a good reason.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 07:43 pm UTC (link)

Disgusting all friends and teammates before it was cool. Because it's cool now.

Guess I'll put up with it. Your face is also not stupid you know. It's my favorite not stupid face.

[Billy | Teddy]
Dinoland may qualify as our nuttiest world. Humanified ponies make a big leap of weird.

She's a pony. Her friendship is magic, Billy.

She said something about having made some, but you know how I eat so that will never actually stop me from making more. And song. I need a song.

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 07:52 pm UTC (link)

It's very, very cool.

Your face is definitely my favorite not stupid face. All your faces.

billy | teddy.

Teddy, you're a shapeshifting alien space prince and I'm a magical demigod in training with a reincarnated soul twin. I'm pretty sure we're weirder than this world.

I actually laughed out loud.

Yeah. Definitely time for cupcakes. We can bake them together. And then make a second batch after we burn the first batch because we start making out and get distracted.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 08:00 pm UTC (link)

That sort of needs qualifying. Sometimes my face can be someone else's face so it should probably be less of a favorite then.

[Billy | Teddy]
No. Pony. Pony wins. When your reincarnated soul twin is a magic singing ostrich in our world, then our world can win.

Do you think we'll get other human versions of kids things?

What if Donald Duck is a human, Billy? Will we understand him?

What if the teletubbies are people?

If I TURN INTO a pony will this world automatically turn me back? I have so many questions. I need to put them into song.

Lets just make out first and then do cupcakes and then we can make out twice.

I'm gonna sing about making out.

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 08:17 pm UTC (link)

No. Because it's still you behind the face.

billy | teddy.

Can we turn Tommy into a magic singing ostrich?

That would be pretty awesome.

I think he'd still have the voice.

Oh my god.

I think you should try.

I really like this plan a lot. All the makeouts.

I think if we start singing together, we might actually be Disney princes.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 08:34 pm UTC (link)

Okay. Sliding scale. My face is your favorite but it's your more favoritest when it's not also Wolverine's face.

[Billy | Teddy]
He'd have to show up first. But after that, if that's what's in your heart? But think of the complaining.

Duck people with the voice would be so weird.

You just want me to be a sparklepony so you can ride me into battle against dinosaurs. Which you should do.

I make great plans.

Well. I'm technically a prince. And you have a thing for capes?

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 09:16 pm UTC (link)

Your face-face is my favorite you face.

billy | teddy.

Maybe just a quiet ostrich then.

So weird. Oh god. Picture Mickey Mouse as a guy. With the voice. Creepy.

Well, I do like riding you. But you'd also make an awesome sparkly battle steed.

You make the best plans.

Oh god. Teddy. We're an actual prince and his devoted wizard boyfriend. We're like a real life version of that Arthur/Merlin slash fic I wrote but with more space.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 09:35 pm UTC (link)

Good. It's not a terrible face. Not as good as yours, but not bad.

[Billy | Teddy]
I don't think he's ever a quiet anything.

How is that so much more creepy than a person-Donald? But it is. SO CREEPY. If we get Mickey and Donald we better get a Goofy and then we can try to get them to play live action Kingdom Hearts.

Wait. Nevermind. We might end up with actual dino Heartless or something.

See, I was trying to make you not be able to make it dirty and you did it anyway. I shouldn't have bothered and just started dirty. But I'd ALSO be a valiant steed.

I would wear chainmail even if it is probably pinchy, if you want.

I bet there's space ones.

There is totally space AU's.

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 09:55 pm UTC (link)

Shut up. Your face is way better than my face.

billy | teddy.

Mute. Mute is quiet.

Because he'd sound like a child predator. And now I've made Mickey creepy forever.

We could totally fight dino Heartless. I'd make you a keyblade with my mad skills at magic.

I totally made it dirty and you liked it. I'm so glad this is filtered so we're not traumatizing the pony girl with our flirting.

Okay, now I'm thinking about you in chainmail and we need to make out like yesterday.

Oh, there's probably tons of space AUs.

If I read those, I might get ideas.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 10:11 pm UTC (link)

I will fight you over the betterness of your face.

[Billy | Teddy]
He'd find a way.

Oh god. You have. But you killed all my longing for a trip to Disney World, so good job?

Okay. I don't want there to actually be heartless because those boss fights were hard. But I could maybe go for a Keyblade.

I'd have started filtering before I mentioned riding anything because I know you.

So demanding. On my way.

I'm pretty sure at least one is terrible. The other one is way too long to read. But get all the ideas you want.

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 10:16 pm UTC (link)

I would win that fight, because your face is so much better.

billy | teddy.

You're right. He totally would.

I do what I can.

You'd have me and your magic powers on your side. We've won way harder boss fights.

You do. And you love me.

I just know what I want.

I'll fill you in later on any ideas I get.

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	skreeprince 2015-11-13 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	I have 10,000 pictures of your face that says otherwise. [Billy \| Teddy] But it would be funnier while he was an ostrich? The idea of the Mickey Mouse club just got so much worse. There's so much jumping in those fights though. I'd get tired and need a nap. I do. I love you lots. Just have a list ready when I get there. In lyric form (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 10:57 pm UTC (link)

I have about a million pictures of your face that prove my point.

billy | teddy.

It would. Ostrich Tommy would be ridiculous.

The idea of the Mickey Mouse club was always terrible. Look how dysfunctional all the members are now.

But naps are great. They mean snuggles.

I love you lots. And I like you lots. I love you and I like you.

Wait. I have to sing to you about my weird fantasies I get from fanfics? We are terrible Disney princes.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 11:08 pm UTC (link)

Your phone has magic storage doesn't it?

[Billy | Teddy]
Do you think he would shove his face in the sand?

There has to be one of them that grew up okay. Wasn't Timberlake one? Wait is Timberlake dysfunctional? Don't tell me. He is, isn't he?

Snuggles are awesome, but probably not mid-boss.

I like to love you.

... no. That's the best Disney princes. No one remembers the princes, they remember the princesses. But I bet they would remember the kink song princes.

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	kidcommando 2015-11-14 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	I prefer lies. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	skreeprince 2015-11-14 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	See, you could have just said three lies and I wouldn't have known they were all lies, but now we're tipped off. But okay, lie away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kidcommando 2015-11-14 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	I was just stating a fact. Never said I was playing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skreeprince 2015-11-14 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. So noted from Bucky Barnes - will probably like to lie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kidcommando 2015-11-14 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	I also could've been lying about that. Who knows? SO here's a truth: Lies are easier when the truth is mostly annoying and whiny and you're already surrounded by adults who think little of you because of your age or your lack of powers. You can't punch them all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skreeprince 2015-11-14 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	True. Yeah. I've sort of been there? Not the no-powers part, though Kate would get that. But the Avengers kind of swooped in to shut down our whole team because they thought we were kids, even they weren't even a team at the time. It gets old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kidcommando 2015-11-14 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Was Rogers part of that? The swooping? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skreeprince 2015-11-14 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	He pretty much led the charge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kidcommando 2015-11-14 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. That's probably my fault. He loses faith in me all the time. I let him down so much that Russian assassin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skreeprince 2015-11-14 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	It's okay. Everything worked out, sort of. And you helped us out sometimes. Older you, not now-you. (Reply to this) (Parent)