Jurassic City - Network

No, no. I'm not falling for it. It doesn't matter what you do, I won't believe these lies.

Just let me go. I won't cause any trouble if you just let me go.

Holy shit dinosaurs. I'm gonna need a gun bigger than my torso and about ten people who taste better than me to all sit near me right now. Some beefy, slow types. Help a bro out here. My survival is good for the human race.

And what the fuck, how much did I drink last night and who are all of you and what was with the white room and the chick in it who didn't tell me squat about the answers to any of that?

Les dinosaures?

Sont celles des dinosaures?



(OOC: Dinosaurs? Are those dinosaurs?)

This is so friggin awesome.

So. A few questions.

One. Where am I?

Two. What are these creatures? They seem vaguely familiar, but not familiar enough to be related to what I am used to.

Three. Where's Obi-Wan or Padme?

Hi. I'm Jaina Solo and I work for the Border Patrol. Just a warning, be careful. I've seen the dinosaurs so please stay in the city and be safe.

They are ugly kriffin' things