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Tweak says, "banana hammock!"

Cpt. Jake Jensen (analstuff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-08-13 15:09:00

Entry tags:

daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward (mcu), jake jensen, kara palamas, mary jane watson (earth-65), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Holy shit dinosaurs. I'm gonna need a gun bigger than my torso and about ten people who taste better than me to all sit near me right now. Some beefy, slow types. Help a bro out here. My survival is good for the human race.

And what the fuck, how much did I drink last night and who are all of you and what was with the white room and the chick in it who didn't tell me squat about the answers to any of that?

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	priceoffreedom 2015-08-14 07:31 am UTC (link)
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	analstuff 2015-08-14 09:32 am UTC (link)
	Hey. There is face stealing going on. It's a great face, so I get it, but seriously? This place. This place is messing with my head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	priceoffreedom 2015-08-14 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm pretty sure you'd be the thief. I've had this face since 1918. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Did you bang my grandma or something? Because if so, Lucy's got some 'splaining to do. This is seriously fucked up. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aberrancy 2015-08-14 07:32 am UTC (link)
	...God bless America. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 09:34 am UTC (link)
	Sure. Good old US of A soil is the best. Don't think this is it though. There's too many jungles. Also dinosaurs and wtf, my long lost twin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aberrancy 2015-08-14 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	No. I was more talking about how you look like Captain America up there. And two of him is never a bad thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Captain America? That's a real thing and not a name they give to knock off GI Joe toys? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aberrancy 2015-08-15 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Real thing. Hilarious real thing. His uniform has a star. And stripes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Well, no accounting for taste. I mean put it on your drawers if you want but all over skin suit is just taking it too far. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	survives 2015-08-14 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't spotted many beefy slow types around yet. Mostly stringy and confused ones. But they would make decent toys if not a full meal. On the plus side, you don't have to blame this on the alcohol. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	There's always a few, you just have to lurk near vending machines to find them. Hey! Not that comforting! But I would take the booze now. 500 beers stat, doc. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	Vending machines? How's that work, exactly? There's a bar in town, if it helps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

analstuff
2015-08-14 12:47 pm UTC (link)

It's a tech guy thing. Tech guys usually sit on their asses all day with people yelling at them to fix their computers after they jacked it up downloading nine hundred hours of fetish porn. So they never get to go to lunch and they just hit the vending machines. So they're usually soft, squishy, and slow. And that's where you find them. I am a rare breed of hardy tech monkey. I'm a unicorn. I won't want to, but I'll sacrifice my squishy brothers to the cause of me not getting dino chomped.

That always helps.

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	survives 2015-08-14 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	You're not a unicorn. Rare, perhaps, but certainly not mythic. I know more than a few hardy tech monkeys. And I'm sure there's more suitable targets around here to sacrifice than doughy keyboard jockies. Though, I guess all of the fat would make the dinos logy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'm mythic and epic man, you don't know. But if there's a few others, they can be mythic, epic unicorns with me. I'm not a selfish guy, I'll share the special. More suitable targets, huh? Like what? Or who? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-14 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'll let you know if the ones I recognize show up. Anyone who could prove to be a distraction for longer than just a meat roadblock. Gymnasts, trained marital artists, people who happen to be really fast. Things like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-14 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. And who are you? Not that I don't trust the first guy who tells me who to get eaten, but I don't trust the first guy who tells me who to get eaten. Unless he's Clay, because then you just kind of go with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)