Involuntary RPG

TO: the queen himself
FROM: kody
[at 9:31 pm]

KARIM

TO: the queen himself
FROM: kody
[at 9:33 pm]


KARIM

TO: the queen himself
FROM: kody
[at 9:33 pm]


KARIM

TO: the queen himself
FROM: kody
[at 9:35 pm]

GURL GET YO ASS OVER HERE b4 i piss myself

TO: the queen himself
FROM: kody
[at 9:35 pm]

...of excitement, i ain't old again

TO: Daisy.
FROM: Mariana.

I don't want to be the one to tell you but
Carter was
That whore Lo was

Ultimately unsent.

TO: Carter.
FROM: Mariana.

What the fuck are you doing?

WHO: Caleb Tate & Daisy Hughes
WHAT: Daisy runs into Caleb immediately after this. Caleb gives questionable but kind advice.
WHEN: Sunday, a little before noon.
WHERE: 2nd floor of the boys' dorms.
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete!

( You can't save everyone from themselves, right? There comes a point when someone has to want it more than you want it for them. )

WHO: Carter Gray and Daisy Hughes.
WHAT: HONESTY TIME.
WHEN: Sunday, October 14th, around 12PM.
WHERE: In the quad somewhere, idk.
WARNINGS: Cursing because lol Carter. Also, OMG THIS IS SO LONG.
STATUS: Complete.

( This wasn't the kind of relationship she was used to -- heck, she'd never even had close to anything that could have properly prepared her for Carter. )

[sent after this]

TO: Mike, Mikael
FROM: Clara

[1/2] jonas said one of you liked me and then like WALKED OFF and started flirting with someone else wtf tonight was stupid. do you guys want to watch a movie?
[2/2] also your friend jonas is SUCH a jerk

TO: Ethan
FROM: Jodi

if you ever manage to cheat on me, please either just dump me or keep it to yourself.

TEXT TO: TEAM SWAN, individually
FROM: Carter Gray
MESSAGE: sorry for being a real fucking shithead.

TEXT TO: Javier
FROM: Carter Gray
MESSAGE: i'm such a fucking fuckup.

TEXT TO: Mariana
FROM: Carter Gray
MESSAGE: i fucking told her. you happy?

TEXT TO: Hunter MacKenna
FROM: Carter Gray
MESSAGE:
(1/3) if i know daisy, she probably already told ya what happened
(2/3) and if i know you, your inclined to kick my ass
(3/3) and not that i don't deserve it, but how bout we try not to get tossed into solitary again?

TEXT TO: Lo Fernandez
FROM: Carter Gray
MESSAGE: when you can stop being a bitch, give me a ring.

TEXT TO: Cheska
FROM: Carter Gray
MESSAGE: thanks, sunshine.

TO: Allegra Hawke
FROM: Caleb Tate

Hey

WHO: (Evil!)Erik Svanström & Claudia Corbett
WHAT: Post tutoring, (Evil!)Erik hits on Claudia.
WHEN: Tuesday, 9 October. Evening. BACKDATED.
WHERE: Erik's room.
WARNINGS: UGH I HATED WRITING HIM.
STATUS: Complete.

( She was like the Niels Bohr of IVI, choosing science over sex. )

Who: Harlow and Karim
What: Sweet, sweet revenge
Where: Boys Bathroom, Third Floor
When: Early Sunday Morning
Status: Complete

( HELP! HELP! I AM BEING TARGETED BY A SEXUAL PREDATOR! )

Who: Lilja and Mikael
What: Mikael wants to take comfort in Lilja's sage advice. Or something. Also pretend the dialoge is in Icelandic.
Where: Girl's 7 Floor Dorm
When: Today!
Status: COMPLETE BOOYAH.

( I don't want to see Astrid. )

TO: Caleb Tate
FROM: Parker Phillips II
MESSAGE:

Funny thing! My sheets appear to be rather more wrinkled than I left them. You wouldn't happen to know why, would you? Because YOU BETTER NOT HAVE FUCKING LET SOMEON

Pretend this appeared early Sunday morning...

( THE VILF LIST: FLAMINGOS )

Kidnapped Vol used for Terror Plot By Franklin Rose, CNN Sun October 14, 2012 (CNN) - A Chinese terrorist group has claimed responsibility for a plane crash in northwestern China that claimed the lives of everyone on board, including two senior government officials and, allegedly, the Vol that was kidnapped from the Beijing Academy for Evolved Humans on Wednesday. Though the specific power that the Vol had wasn't mentioned, the statement released by the terrorist group asserts that the Vol's powers were used in order to crash the plane as part of this assassination plot. The terrorist group is unrelated to the Human Preservation Society, an anti-Vol group which was responsible for the Olympic Bombing that took place earlier this year. [ this news broke about 30 minutes into internet time on Sunday evening; it was followed by an email from IVI once again reassuring students that security measures at the school are strong, and that they are continually investigating ways to strengthen their security and ensure the safety of the students ]

TO: Karim
FROM: Petr

Flamingos are rated 4.5 points higher than the next highest team, you do realise this right?

( Saved in Excel on Petr's computer, in Czech )

TO: Uli
FROM: Graham

i will let u play my gameboy again maybe if u let me have the room for a few hrs tonight :) kthx

TO: Lilja, Leigh, Uli, Tanja, Rose, Lottie, Moa, Comic Club/Nerd Network

(1/2) me n lilja want to play munchkin sometime this week. maybe on friday after classes. it will be nice to relax n eat snacks, n have fun
(2/2) who is coming?

WHO: Oden Bbjornstrand & Mette Skoglund.
WHAT: Scary movie night with the wimpy Norwegian and her big tough Swedish pal. Is it a date or a hangout? Who knows.
WHEN: Tonight, 8pm!
WHERE: His dorm room.
STATUS: Complete.

( OH DEAR SWEET EVERYTHING HELD HOLY IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! )

TO: Vic
FROM: Hunter

(1/2) daisy's asleep here in my room
(2/2) her fuckass boyfriend cheated on her and she's been crying all afternoon

TO: omar
FROM: kody

yo guess wht

WHO: Carter Gray and Allegra Hawke.
WHAT: Carter needs a bro. Apparently, that bro is actually a ho.
WHEN: Around 1PM on Sunday afternoon.
WHERE: Allegra’s dorm room.
WARNINGS: Cursing, lol Carter.
STATUS: Complete.

( I wanted to prove that I didn't care. )

TO: "Logan Hastings" <lhastings@ivi.edu.au>
FROM: "Nawal Bechara" <nbechara@ivi.edu.au>
SUBJECT: Not feeling well

Could you please be quiet if you are coming into the room late tonight? I am planning on going to bed very soon.

TO: "Edwin Seabeck" <eseabeck@ivi.edu.au>
FROM: "Nawal Bechara" <nbechara@ivi.edu.au>
SUBJECT: Current events

Given that you are now near a screen (otherwise you would not be reading this), I assume you've heard the news.

Can I tell you something that I have never told another person before?

[first text sent after this]

TO → KARIM
FROM → DAMIEN

[1/3] u better give me a good score. i got a lot riding on this stupid list.
[2/3] don't u play coy and pretend it's not u, either. i saw u and kody.
[3/3] will bribe u if i need. just need to be higher than brad, k?

TO → SAVANNAH
FROM → DAMIEN

u doing anything fun this week?

TO: Daisy Hughes.
FROM: Savannah Bordeaux.

[1/5] hey. i figure you haven't told me anything because carter's my friend, but he told me some tonight. i really appreciate y'all not putting me in the middle, by the way.
[2/5] not to get prejudiced or whatever, but i'm willing to bet you don't know a whole lot of people here who speak southern girl when it comes to dating and all that.
[3/5] so i just wanted to say i hope you take your time. whatever you decide, remember it's all on your terms and you, nobody else, get to decide what you do with your heart.
[4/5] because only you know how you feel. and only you can protect it.
[5/5] i'm somewhere else tonight, but i got a store of hugs to give you later if you need some. xx, S.