Happy St. Patrick's Day, IVI! I assume that SOME effort was made with the pub night decor — perhaps even green beer? DID SOMEONE DYE THE LAKE GREEN? quick, where's our color vol? — so here is your official IC/OOC (which I did not clear with the mods) (hi, mods). (Also there are like 10 birthdays this week.) (THIS POST IS JUSTIFIED!)
For all of your knowledge, Everyone's Favorite Orange Bastard (Ted) got quite drunk tonight (off whiskey, natch), climbed on top of a table, and made
( the following speech... )