Involuntary RPG

WHO: Vajesse
WHAT: Vajesse
WHEN: When they can leave the med bay
WHERE: med bay area
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( You're kind of cool when you're not, you know, checking in and stuff )

WHO: Jesse Dean
WHAT: Entertaining himself, but not like that, guys.
WHEN: Thursday, 20 June.
WHERE: Solitary
WARNINGS: Really terrible lyrics. If the song in this narrative gets stuck in your head, please don't hurt me.
STATUS: Complete.

( If there was anything Jesse was certain of, it was his power to annoy. After all, he had Kody Cruz for a roommate. )

WHO: Jonas, Laurel, Ivan & Jesse
WHAT: VOL CRAZIES BEING BAD.
WHEN: Sunday night.
WHERE: SECTOR X.
WARNINGS: CAPITAL LETTERS!
STATUS: Complete.

( Whatever. He was clearly going to hell anyway. )

TO: Jonas, Devon, Ted, Coralie, Remy, Padraig, Ivan, Jesse, Seth, Sol, Kaz
FROM: Laurel
Message: slight change of plans. meet me at the lake in half an hour [...] :*

TO: remy
FROM: wiki

hello hello hello how are you?? :) :) :)

TO: ivan
FROM wiki

[1/2] ivan i must ask you a question and i know you will answer me truthfully because you are a strong but sensitive man
[2/2] do you ever have trouble sleeping alone at night? :( :( :(

TO: jace
FROM: wiki

[1/2] probably nobody has ever told you this, but you are sooooo cute :) <3 <3
[2/2] do you think i am cute? :* :*

TO: jesse & jonas
FROM: wiki

[1/2] omgggggg i heard a rumor that you two were together!!! and very very gay (for eachother)!! O: O:
[2/2] please tell me this is not true but if it is true do you allow girls to snuggle with you?? i give very good massages (sexual but ALSO non-sexual) ;) :* !!

TO: JONAS

BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN U LEAVE ME ALONE BROSEPH

TO: MIYU

i need ur help

TO: VANESSA

WHO: Vajesse.
WHAT: Get along.
WHEN: May 9, Evening.
WHERE: C-Store.
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete.

( It was time for ice cream. )

WHO: Jesse Dean, Stephen Dean (NPC)
WHAT: Jesse develops tweeter's block.
WHEN: Saturday, 27 April.
WHERE: Jesse's room/OVER THE PHONE.
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete.

( Why didn't anyone tell us you were in solitary? )

[TO] Cati Mendez, Nelly Dupuis, Sonia Granville
[FROM] Noah Maloney

Hey, not sure if we've spoken before but the name's Noah Maloney. 1993. Toucan. I've been keeping this on the quiet for most of the year, but both my parents are relatively well-known UK and Irish based journalists. (Nelly I linked them both to your Twitter.) Just say the word if you want me to exchange your respective contact details. They're Malcolm Maloney and Evie Saunders if you want to look up any of their work. Internet is being shite so I have published copies of some of their stuff too.

[TO] Jade McNulty, Jace Jacobs, Jesse Dean, Moa Enquist [separate texts]
[FROM] Noah Maloney

Anything you need?

( JESSE DEAN'S SEARCH HISTORY, MONDAY 25 MARCH )

[Sent Sunday morning. He got out of solitary sometime Saturday night, during Pub Night]

TO: Jesse
FROM: Jonas

I am back.

TO: Devon
FROM: Jonas

I am assuming you are out too, yes?

TO: Laurel
FROM: Jonas

[10am] Good morning.
[12:32pm] Still in bed?
[7:12pm] Laurel, do not be ridiculous.

( What Jesse discovered in his journal today. )

WHO: Camille Dufaux & Jessie Dean
WHAT: Intimate moments and drunk BFF pep talks at pub night.
WHEN: Pub night!
WHERE: At pub night. Why does this always happen to me.
STATUS: Complete.

( But how could she tell her that she was jealous, that she was confused, that she wanted to be the only one Camille had fun with? How could she share the way she felt in her friend's shadow -- all boring and annoying and religious and weird?  )

TO: Jesse Dean
FROM: Lana Martínez

do you REALLY not like vanessa that much?

TO: Padraig Flanagan
FROM: Lana Martínez

jsyk i did really like you and wanted to go to the dance with you but now i just think you're a giant jerk you didn't care that i was sick!

TO: Jonas
just no @ this school

WHO: Lana, Jesse and Vanessa
WHAT: Vajesse compete for Lana's attention
WHEN: Lana's room
WHERE: Saturday Feb 16th (backdated)
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( An audience! One who couldn't even go anywhere because she would be confined to her bed at the mercy of his musical whims! )

TO: EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON JESSE'S CONTACTS. (This is a wide net since he never deletes anything out of laziness, but within reason, so he has to at least know you exist or have contacted you in the past or be friendly)

[forwarded message]

k u r putting ur dick in my ear

to: doria/val/shannon/eden
from: lydie

[1/2] Lottie and Michael kissed last night so I am not talking to either of them.
[2/2] I cannot believe his nerve.

to: understanding
from: lydie

I hope your night went well. Mine was [...] infuriating.

to: jesse
from: lydie

Thank you for being such a lovely date. I am sorry if I seemed off towards the end.

WHO: Taki Tanaka [JAPAN] and Jesse Dean [USA]
WHAT: Taki tries to complete their assignment; Jesse is less keen
WHEN: During class break, Friday 8 Feb [BACKDATED]
WHERE: Academic Building; hallway
STATUS: Complete

( There wasn't anything wrong with the kid, except that he was ridiculous, naive, pathetic, and a total nerd. Totally not jeah material whatsoever. )

TO: Omar, Jasmine [GROUP TEXT]
FROM: Karim

omgggggg what did he saaaaaay

TO: Davi
FROM: Karim

omg i'm like soooo sorry about omar and jasmine its so embarrassing

[after this]

TO: Wilford; Alejo; Vic; Callum; Richie; Santiago; Jack; Javier; Ivan; Isaac; Jesse [SEPARATELY]
FROM: Karim

[1/3] sooooooo do you have a date for the dance yet
[2/3] don't flatter yourself i'm asking for a friend
[3/3] unless like you wanted to ask me nicely in which case i might consider it just fyi :*