TO: [Group: TOUCAN]
FROM: Bernard Trask [btrask@ivi.edu.au]
SUBJECT: Profiling Assignment
ATTACHMENTS: assignmentpairings.pdf
ATTENTION: Members of Team Toucan
I'd like to address a few items before we begin this week.
- I have reviewed your files thoroughly and am now very familiar with your respective vol abilities. I know that there is no one on this team who possesses the ability of precognition, invisibility, or shapeshifting. Further instances of misrepresentation will not be tolerated.
- I am now aware that one of you has the ability to animate objects. Further instances of making my desk or other personal items walk away will not be tolerated.
- Further instances of public urination will not be tolerated. I am disturbed that this is even something that needs to be said.
- Finally, now that I am familiar with your IVI-issued dossiers, I would like to explore a different perspective. This week your assignment is to write a profile on one of your teammates and present it to me. Your pairings have been attached.
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I look forward to moving forward with fewer antics, now that we have all got that out of our system.
Sincerely,
Mr. Trask