Early Wednesday morning copies of the below note were posted to various spots around the campus. Obviously it was Karim who did it, but in the interest of letting this play out for a little while, he was not spotted and will deny involvement. Those who are Gleeks (hi Enver) will recognize it as a variation of the
Glist.
A small note at the top of the posting briefly explained that the scores are ranked out of 30, with 10 each for Sexiness, Experience and Accessibility. It also implies that there will be more to come, for other teams.
THE VILF LIST
PEACOCKS |
| Vi | 30 | Sexy, slutty Asian with an Aussie accent? Beat that, rest of the entire world. FULL MARKS. |
| Elsa | 27 | She's got the looks and (one can safely presume) the experience, but this cat plays hard to get - unless you're Interpol! |
| Lo | 25 | Bad Girl Lo didn't get her nickname from truancy - inside sources say she's got some bedroom tricks to earn her nickname. If you're up for the risk... |
| Filipe | 20 | Truly the best of both worlds! Filipe may need some game, but word is Lidia gets around. |
| Eden | 17 | This superhottie can make the earth move under your feet, but she plays it close to the vest. Only one hookup three months in? Get thee to a nunnery! |
| Cheska | 15 | See above, minus 'superhottie'. Has potential, needs improvement! |
| Oden | 14 | Though his abs give Mimir's own a run for their money, this Swedish studmuffin needs a good scandal to score higher. |
| Silas | 13 | 'Nerdy Canadian with an eating disorder' is a tough sell, but a recent dalliance with Mimir's Abs bumps this dark horse up a few notches. |
| Yael | 10 | Full points for hotness, but the death touch put this looker in the reeds for experience and accessibility! |
| Cati | 9 | The 'sexy librarian' shtick has potential, if this academic chica ever tried to let her hair down. |
| Harlow | 7 | When the whole world has seen your ta-tas and you're still scoring this low, even the sexy librarian shtick won't save you. |
| Uldis | 5 | Ickle Uldy will probably be a real charmer, soon as puberty hits! |
| Max | 2 | It's Max. |
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