Involuntary RPG

TO: Flamingos (...what's left of them...)
FROM: Astrid

i NEED to c u all b4 we leave!!!!

TO: Remy
FROM: Astrid

(1/4) if ur awake and u read this just kno
(2/4) I SAVED UR LIFE, MISTER!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
(3/4) dont u dare die from complications
(4/4) THIS ISNT FUCKING GREYS ANATOMY REMY

WHO: Astrid Marquette, Jodi Duncan, and XIA OF VOLS RISING
WHAT: Three Vols walk into a supply closet...
WHEN: BACKDATED to Night #1, I think?
WHERE: The admin building. More specifically, a supply closet.
WARNINGS: Girl-on-girl violence. Rawr.
STATUS: Complete!

( As if she was going to let some terrorist into HER supply closet, fuck that! )

TO: Lilja, Miyu, Flamingos, Carmela, Remy, Mikael, Understanding

(1/4) R U ALIVE
(2/4) WHERE R U
(3/4) RESPOND IMMEDIATELY
(4/4) ??????????

TO: Elise van Leeuwen
FROM: Remy Duchamp

Out.

TO: Hailey Hamilton
FROM: Remy Duchamp

still up for guitar?

TO: Astrid Marquette
FROM: Remy Duchamp

thank you.

TO: Eli Rebreanu Graham
FROM: Remy Duchamp

thank you.

TO: Padraig Flanaga
FROM: Remy Duchamp

... let's get together again sometime.

TO: Condors
FROM: Remy Duchamp

are we still having a party?

To: Chris, Miyu, Astrid
From: Lilja

big surprise that the first person to murder people on this campus was devon. ALSO DO YOU JUST WAKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDE THAT KILLING PPL IS OKAY?? HOW DOES THAT WORK??

To: Chris,
From: Lilja

uhhhh. so the new rules?

To: Mikael
From: Lilja

time to execute order 66.

To: Anthony
From: Lilja

this sucks.

TO: CONDOR [group]
FROM: Damien

[1/3] if any of you are sick and missing training because of it text the rest of us
[2/3] because if you are not there i will be coming to your room and dragging your sorry ass down to training whether you fucking like it or not
[3/3] understood?

TO: Hailey, Nelly, Jade, Max, Marty, Isla, Astrid [group]
FROM: Damien

[1/2] the second one of you thinks about not going to training you text me and i will make sure you go, okay?
[2/2] everyone alright?

TO: Savannah
FROM: Damien

spoiler alert: rathborne still sucks as a team leader

TO: Lilja, Astrid, Chris and Suzee (group text)
FROM: Miyu

I HAVE MADE THE NUMBER ONE MISTAKE (((((*ﾉДﾉ)えーん

TO: Isla
FROM: Astrid

(1/2) OMG what was that at dinner????
(2/2) is this like CHEATING WEEK or something?!? did u guys REALLY get that close watching hockey???

TO: Remy
FROM: Astrid

WHO IS THE who is ur new friend

TO: Rianne
FROM: Astrid

(1/2) OMG I KNEW IT
(2/2) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

TO: Understanding
FROM: Astrid

(1/2) lilja and i solve all of our fights by screaming at each other
(2/2) maybe that will work 4 u and mo!!!!! :)

TO: Conner
FROM: Astrid

(1/2) HELLOOOOOO
(2/2) congrats :) :) :)

[added later]
TO: Mo
FROM: Astrid

(1/2) stop being a shithead
(2/2) NOT TRYING 2 B RUDE!!!!

TO: Omar
FROM: Karim

[1/2] omg WHAT
[2/2] did you have a lovechild w/ conseula???

TO: Bitch Squad
FROM: Karim

[1/3] OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OMAR
[2/3] he totally has a kid back home like omg
[3/3] jas did you already know or is this like SURPRISE DEALBREAKER???

TO: Mikael

they say our phones will work fine so I'll text you lots!!!!

TO: Astrid

(1/2) CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOUR?
(2/2) CAN YOU ENTERTAIN MIKAEL WHILE I AM GONE BUT NOT WITH SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT WITH SEX!!!!!

TO: Mike

it's weird we're the only 2 flamingos going!!!

TO: Lilja
FROM: Astrid

GET OUT OF BED WE HAVE TO PLAN REVENGE

TO: Lilja
FROM: Mikael
[1/3] Where the fuck are you?
[2/3] You're freaking people out.
[3/3] If you don't answer me, Astrid or Bryn, I'm going to start talking about sex again.

TO: Astrid
FROM: Mikael
Let me know if you see Lilja.

TO: Mike
FROM: Mikael
Girls are nuts.

TO: SWANS
FROM: Mikael
Where is Lilja.

[sent over the course of 3 hours]

TO: Lilja
FROM: Astrid

(1/7) omg srsly lilja is ur uterus like eating u alive
(2/7) ur icelander friends keep coming to our door IT IS ALMOST 7:30 I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS
(3/7) helloooooooooo
(4/7) im having sex w/ remy on ur bed
(5/7) and ur desk. and in ur closet
(6/7) OMG WHERE R U
(7/7) ok fine dont answer me i dont care

TO: Miyu
FROM: Astrid

ugh have u seen lilja she isnt answering me

To: Anthony
From: Lilja

(1/2) Hey. Sorry about this week.
(2/2) How are you?

To: Chris
From: Lilja

Community this weekend? We're almost caught up.

To: Miyu and Astrid
From: Lilja

You're both going to pub night right?

TO: Astrid
FROM: Suzee


[1/6] omg
[2/6] so i reread all this stuff from friday and saturday
[3/6] and i guess miyu doesn't even masturbate?
[4/6] so remember how we were going to figure out a list of guys she should date?
[5/6] lets do that
[6/6] #1 brad

Later

o sry bb its btw 7:30 and 8:45 text me when u get this

TO: Astrid Marquette <amarquette@ivi.edu.au>
FROM: Clara Llewellyn <cllewellyn@ivi.edu.au>
SUBJECT: ???
ATTACHED: img100.jpg

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WHO: Padraig Flanagan, Mette Skoglund, and Astrid Marquette
WHAT: Astrid barges in on these two and makes some misassumptions about their relationship; Mette accidentally lets something slip; everyone freaks out just a tad.
WHEN: Backdated to Sunday the 10th, I think??? SOMETIME BEFORE THE DANCE.
WHERE: Lounge in the girls' dorms.
STATUS: Complete, backdated.

( The only thing she hated more than not knowing something was awkward silences. )

TO: Petr
FROM: Astrid

(1/3) hi this is astrid marquette
(2/3) I will NEVER make fun of u for being a plant EVER
(3/3) HOW DO U LIVE LIKE THAT

TO: Understanding
FROM: Astrid

r u still possessed?

TO: Remy
FROM: Astrid

(1/2) HI!!!!!
(2/2) whats up liljas not here lets hang out

TO: Fitzy, Conner (separately)
FROM: Astrid

UNDERSTANDING IS TRYING TO SEDUCE ME

TO: Flamingo Ladies
FROM: Astrid

(1/2) DO NOT GO NEAR UNDERSTANDING
(2/2) HE IS ON THE PROWL AGAIN!!! UGH