Involuntary RPG

WHO: Karen Cruz [NPC], Cecylia Nosek [NPC], Louisiana Jayne Fox [NPC], & Élise-Chloé Fournier [NPC],
WHAT: Four mothers (the fifth to come!) cope with their childrens' absence.
WHEN: Recently, but backdated. Vague, DWI.
WHERE: ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
WARNINGS: Sexual references, angst.
STATUS: Complete Narrative [part 1/2]

( JESUS LOVES VOL'S )

WHO: Taki Tanaka [JAPAN] & Wiktoria Jez [POLAND]
WHAT: Super-sleuth Taki & the Case of the Knockoff Mars Bar.
WHEN: Backdated to...before outside communications went completely down. Vague, DWI. Before Toucan training.
WHERE: Training warehouse.
WARNINGS: A drug reference, and I think that's it.
STATUS: Complete log.

( Why do you know so much about Mars bars? Why can't you mind your own business? )

TO: remy
FROM: wiki

hello hello hello how are you?? :) :) :)

TO: ivan
FROM wiki

[1/2] ivan i must ask you a question and i know you will answer me truthfully because you are a strong but sensitive man
[2/2] do you ever have trouble sleeping alone at night? :( :( :(

TO: jace
FROM: wiki

[1/2] probably nobody has ever told you this, but you are sooooo cute :) <3 <3
[2/2] do you think i am cute? :* :*

TO: jesse & jonas
FROM: wiki

[1/2] omgggggg i heard a rumor that you two were together!!! and very very gay (for eachother)!! O: O:
[2/2] please tell me this is not true but if it is true do you allow girls to snuggle with you?? i give very good massages (sexual but ALSO non-sexual) ;) :* !!

WHO: Remington Duchamp [FRANCE] & Wiktoria Jez [POLAND]
WHAT: Some kind of bizarre soul connection, I don't know.
WHEN: I think this is backdated somewhat.
WHERE: IN A CAVE.
WARNINGS: Lots of talk of illicit drugs, suggestive of sex, other such scandalous PG-13 concepts. PARENTAL SUPERVISION ADVISED.
STATUS: Complete log. Don't let the 3.5k word count intimidate you, though...

( You aren’t afraid of the dark, are you? )

( This story actually broke a week ago. I'm not magic, okay. )